I always bring a glass of water to bed with me so I have something to knock over in the middle of the night.

I always bring a glass of water to bed with me so I have something to knock over in the middle of the night.

Commentary:
“Ah, the classic bedtime party trick: knocking over a glass of water in the dark! 🌙💦 Who needs an alarm clock when you have the sound of spillage to wake you up?! 🚨😅 One way to stay hydrated and entertained all night long! 🌌🛏️ #BedsideClumsiness”

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