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I always bring a glass of water to bed with me so I have so…

I always bring a glass of water to bed with me so I have so…

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic bedtime party trick: knocking over a glass of water in the dark! 🌙💦 Who needs an alarm clock when you have the sound of spillage to wake you up?! 🚨😅 One way to stay hydrated and entertained all night long! 🌌🛏️ #BedsideClumsiness"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged always, bed, bring, glass, humor, i, knock, knock over, me, middle, night, over, routine, sleep, something, water on Jan 21, 2025 by slickboy.

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