I always bring a glass of water to bed with me so I have something to knock over in the middle of the night. Funny Quotes September 28, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI always bring a glass of water to bed with me so I have something to knock over in the middle of the night. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 That awkward moment when you gently throw your phone onto your bed and it decides to bounce off 3 walls, knock over a lamp, and land on the floor. This time last night, there was a spider so big in my bathroom it put me under a glass on a postcard and carried me out. You have never experienced true fear until a poster falls off the wall in the middle of the night. Onesies are amazing till you have to really pee in the middle of the night then you question all your life’s decisions. Don’t let anyone treat you like pond water. You are Fiji water, okay?
