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I always bring a glass of water to bed with me so I have something to knock over in the middle of the night.

Humorous quote about bedtime mishaps, featuring witty words on a playful note.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic bedtime party trick: knocking over a glass of water in the dark! ๐ŸŒ™๐Ÿ’ฆ Who needs an alarm clock when you have the sound of spillage to wake you up?! ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿ˜… One way to stay hydrated and entertained all night long! ๐ŸŒŒ๐Ÿ›๏ธ #BedsideClumsiness"


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