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“Apparently, the influencer’s powers only work on the weak-willed 😉. If you’re not feeling influenced, perhaps it’s time for a self-improvement seminar with the mirror 🪞! Remember, a little self-reflection never hurt anybody… well, except for vampire influencers 🧛♂️! #InfluencerWoes”
I am an influencer. If you aren’t influenced in any way, that is on you. Do better.
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