I am an influencer. If you aren’t influenced in any way, that is on you. Do better.

Commentary:
"Apparently, the influencer's powers only work on the weak-willed πŸ˜‰. If you're not feeling influenced, perhaps it's time for a self-improvement seminar with the mirror πŸͺž! Remember, a little self-reflection never hurt anybody… well, except for vampire influencers πŸ§›β€β™‚οΈ! #InfluencerWoes"