💾 Save Image I am “I can’t remember the last time I went out on New Year’s Eve” old. 3 days ago / slickboy FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Ah, the 'I can't remember the last time I went out on New Year's Eve' level of old… You know you're getting up there when your idea of a wild night is falling asleep before midnight! 🎉👴😂" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 It’s Mother’s Day Eve so remember to leave out a bottle of wine for Mom when she comes down the chimney. If caterpillars are able to sleep for a long time and come out prettier, why cant I? Hey, sorry I cant make it tonight. I am beset on all sides by foes. I’m staying up past midnight this New Year’s eve. Not to welcome the new year, but to make sure this one is over. Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years. Lesson learned. Categories: Funny Quotes Tags: activity, age, am, celebration, eve, fun, fun activity, humor, i, last, memory, new, new year, nightlife, old, remember, reminiscence, time, year