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Why can’t hackers just delete everyone’s bad debt, credit, and mortgages?

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Studies show that sleepwalking has decreased among Americans over the last 10 years. Typical lazy Americans.

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Sorry for levitating at the end of your bed all night, I just think you’re really cute.

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Don’t ask me why, but the older you get, the more you love coffee.

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One day you’re young and carefree and the next, you’re preheating the bathroom before you go in for a shower.

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You don’t need to explain yourself if you carry a chainsaw.

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Marriage is between two people: one person who is on the verge of sleep and one person who is asking if the front door is locked.

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Doctors who give out lollipops really treat their patients.

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I’m putting free wifi on my gravestone, so people will come visit me.