I am not the person I thought I was when I cut that donut in half. Funny Quotes October 17, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI am not the person I thought I was when I cut that donut in half. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The person opposite me has a donut. I do not have a donut. That should be my donut. This person is now my arch nemesis. Vote for me, I’ll cut the alphabet in half. I’ve never been cut in half by a magician, but I have worn jeans on Thanksgiving. Same thing. Half the world is mentally ill. The other half is to blame. We all have needs. I need my wife to go run errands so I can swipe the last donut.
