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Well, well, well, looks like someone underestimated the power of a donut! 🍩💥 Who knew something so innocent-looking could reveal a whole new side of you? 😂 Just remember, donut judge yourself too harshly!

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By the time I meet the right person, I’ll probably be the wrong person.

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Please pray for my daughter, who had to empty the dishwasher when she “just did this yesterday and she’s tired.”

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Not to brag, but I skipped my mid-life crisis and went straight to cranky old man.

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The porn bots liking my posts from years ago is just reminding me that I’ve always been hilarious.

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I’m developing a new fragrance for introverts. It’s called: “Leave me the fuh cologne”.

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I saw a bird get a worm today. It was about 11 am. So, don’t give up on your dreams, buddy!

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Find someone who cares about you as much as Gmail cares about new devices signing into your account.

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Bugs have so many legs to make up for their lack of personality.

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It’s actually crazy we figured out how to grow real diamonds that are cheaper and better quality than the real thing, and so many people are still like, no thanks, the suffering is what makes it special.

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Maybe the reason we weren’t that affected by all the violence we saw in cartoons as kids is because it was offset by classical music.

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It’s jarring for me when there are British people in the Midwest. How did you get this far inland?

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How lazy are you?” I greet people by raising my eyebrows.

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Forget tequila, I’m at the age where you can wake up with a hangover from Netflix.

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I’m implementing a new policy in my house: any child who is awake past bedtime can either go to sleep or clean the house, no exceptions.

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It’s not too early to go to sleep. Too early only applies to waking up.

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Did I eat too much candy today? My stomach says yes, but my heart says no.

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When someone says “I expected more of you”, I’m always like “well who’s fault is that?”

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A toddler can do more in one unsupervised minute than most people can do all day.

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My biggest motivation for getting out of bed in the morning is knowing that I’ll eventually be able to get back in it.

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I know Jesus was a carpenter, but I think he would’ve been a better plumber, you know, with the water thing.

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Parents be like “don’t believe everything you see on the internet” then believe everything they see on Facebook.

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I once had a psychic girlfriend, she left me before we met.

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Did it hurt, when my ice cream outlasted yours?

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I’ve done the math and I regret to inform you I’m your soulmate.

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Sorry I’m unavailable… the horrors of reality insist upon themselves.

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Before they perfected the Q-tip, you have to wonder what kinds of horrific things went wrong with tips A-P.

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I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror this morning, so I guess once again my personality will be doing all the work today.

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Ginger ale is the champagne of soda.

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I’m looking for a moisturizer to hide the fact that I’ve been tired since 2010.

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“I’m basically the human version of finding $20 in old jeans.”

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I’m the product of too much television and zero supervision.

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I love the idea of a fruitarian, just morally affronted that anyone could eat a baby spinach.

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In hell, you wait for a ‘verify your email address’ email that never arrives.

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If you don’t have anything nice to say, sign up for Twitter.

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Sex so good, my left hand is making my right hand a sandwich.

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Parenting sometimes feels like you’re an elevator. Lots of ups and downs and the kids love to push your buttons.

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