I can easily spot a wolf in sheep’s clothing but this guy was dressed like my grandmother which threw me off.

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Dude, we’re gonna be treating others how we want to be treated later if you wanna pull up.

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The train announcer just said we should keep our personal belongings with us at all times but I’ve left most of mine at home.

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I’m having a garage sale and hope people I’ve borrowed things from don’t come.

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A baby cow is called a calf because it’s half a cow. Half cow. Calf. No further questions.

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I’m homeless. Minus the ‘m’.

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Keep scrolling, I’ve got nothing.

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The inventor of archery: Man, I really wanna stab that guy over there.

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By my second “could we change the subject?” I could feel the job interview going south.

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I’m the Usain Bolt of running late.

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Eating dark chocolate is practically eating vegetables.