I can easily spot a wolf in sheep’s clothing but this guy was dressed like my grandmother which threw me off.

I can easily spot a wolf in sheep’s clothing but this guy was dressed like my grandmother which threw me off.

Commentary:
“Seems like the wolf decided to try a new disguise and went straight for grandma chic! 🐺👵 Who knew the big bad wolf had a flair for fashion? Just remember, not all grandma look-alikes bake cookies, some might just be plotting to huff and puff! 🍪💨”

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