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"I may not have a fancy car with wing doors, but at least I can enjoy the luxury of Tupperware lids doing a little wing dance every time I open them 🕊️💁‍♂️ Who needs a Tesla when you've got Tupperware swag, am I right? 😂🚗 #FancyLivingOnABudget"

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I can’t afford a vehicle with wing doors, so I buy the Tupperware with lids which open that way.

Roses are pink. I need a drink.

One of the main reasons to drink tea is because you can say, ‘Let me put the kettle on,’ and stuff like that.

Have you ever met the human version of a headache?

Quitting my job to pursue my true passion: not having a job.

Going to ragebait men by asking, “Do you ever wish you were tall?”

Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I’d grow up to be a weird freak.

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Hey, can I get an ETA on that “this too shall pass”?

Washing machine minutes are not the same as regular minutes.

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I know breakfastless behavior when I see it.

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