I can’t afford a vehicle with wing doors, so I buy the Tupperware with lids which open that way.

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Maybe the wolf from The Neverending Story still has nightmares about me, too.

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Applying for jobs sometimes is wild, like how am I supposed to be passionate about a company I don’t even work for yet?

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I’ve discovered I have a logic fetish, I just can’t stop coming to conclusions.

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Funny that the Three Wise Men brought probably the three worst presents for a newborn baby.

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If we get invaded by space aliens, I am immediately defecting to the alien side. Sorry.

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World domination? I don’t even want to be responsible for myself.

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Being excited to get in bed really is a different level of adulting.

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A treadmill minute is four times as long as a sleep minute.

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The main problem is that far too many people have far too easy access to podcast equipment.

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If all men are the same, why does it take women so long to choose one?