Trendy Funny Quotes

  • The awkward moment when someone’s zipper is down and you don’t know whether to tell them or not.
  • The more I parent the more convinced I am that the ears on toddlers are purely for decoration.
  • Replying to all emails with “ya think?”.
  • I won’t be accepting any parcels for the neighbors in December this year. Last year it was all junk.
  • I think they’ve made more Kung-Fu Panda movies in the last 20 years than they’ve made actual pandas.
  • If I ever have a daughter, I’m going to call her Erica, but spell it Airwrecka.