Trendy Funny Quotes

  • It’s amazing, when it’s your birthday you really feel the love from family, friends, lovers, former dentists, yoga studios and various smootheries.
  • If you did the weekend right, your coffee needs coffee today.
  • When people ask me what is more important, food or love, I don’t answer because I’m eating.
  • Interviewer: Can I get you anything? Me: Yeah, a job!
  • I hate it when I’m at work and someone asks “are you at free at the moment?”. Please expand further so I can know if I’m free or not.
  • In an alternate universe, sex dreams of me.