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I can’t believe she picked her husband, her boyfriend and her other boyfriend over me.

I can’t believe she picked her husband, her boyfriend and her other boyfriend over me.

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Well, someone named "Option C" isn't feeling very lucky lately! 🤷‍♂️ Looks like she's playing musical chairs with relationships and poor Option C got left out of the game. Remember, when it comes to love: choose wisely, or prepare for some serious FOMO! 😅🕺💔

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged believe, boyfriend, competition, humor, husband, i, jealousy, me, over, relationship, surprise on Oct 28, 2025 by slickboy.

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