I can’t do the splits. But so far there has never been a situation where I’ve thought, “I should do the splits now.” Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI can’t do the splits. But so far there has never been a situation where I’ve thought, “I should do the splits now.” Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If caterpillars are able to sleep for a long time and come out prettier, why cant I? Hey, sorry I cant make it tonight. I am beset on all sides by foes. The main problem is that far too many people have far too easy access to podcast equipment. Dear God, make me a bird so I can fly. Fly far, far away and also so I can poop on people. There are only two portion sizes for mashed potatoes: nowhere near enough (posh restaurants) or far, far too much (literally everyone else).
