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I can’t do the splits. But so far there has never bee…

I can’t do the splits. But so far there has never bee…

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"Trying to do the splits is a surefire way to split your pants! 🩰😂 Who needs flexibility when you've got wit and charm to get you out of any splits-worthy situation? 💁‍♂️ #Unsplitsable"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged flexibility, humor, i, never, self-awareness, should, situation, splits, thought, where on Jan 27, 2025 by slickboy.

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