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Threatening my husband with tariffs every time he tries to make me watch sports on TV.

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I hope this email kills us both.

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If you watch Home Alone backwards it’s a loving story about a kid that heals two men that were savagely beaten.

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Ah yes, my abandonment issues due to all the abandonment.

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Perhaps an evening in the meditation cage will soothe you.

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Hell hath no fury like a toddler who lost the chance to push a button.

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Wake up, there’s overthinking to be done.

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A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.

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Just spent a couple seconds concerned about the sounds my stomach was making before realizing it was a motorcycle outside.

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My retirement plan is recording a hit Christmas song. I just need to learn how to sing and write music.