I can’t do the splits. But so far there has never been…

I can't do the splits. But so far there has never been a situation where I've thought, "I should do the splits now."

Commentary:
“Trying to do the splits is a surefire way to split your pants! 🩰😂 Who needs flexibility when you’ve got wit and charm to get you out of any splits-worthy situation? 💁‍♂️ #Unsplitsable”

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