Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Next time I lose my mind I swear I’m not even going to look for it any more.
  • Maybe hot chocolate wants to be called beautiful chocolate at least one time.
  • We should start referring to age as “levels.” So when you’re level 80, it sounds a lot cooler than just being an older person.
  • My Saturday was going really well, until I realized it’s Sunday!
  • Whatever you do today, do it with the confidence of a 4-year old wearing a Batman cape.
  • Never trust a wet fart.