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Getting older just means that you have to start eating all the sad foods.

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Why can’t people be tested like watermelons? You tap them on the head and find out whether they are normal or bad.

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One day you’re young and fun, and the next you’re saying, “I wonder how old this tree is.”

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5 months ago

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Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once.

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Most earthquakes could have been an email.

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2 months ago

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One or the other, Lord – I can’t be broke and heartbroken.

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When I say I’m tired, the “of people” is silent.

88 shares on LinkedIn this month:

December turns me into someone who believes a fat man with a beard can fix everything.

75 shares on Facebook this month:

Due to financial reasons, I will now be performing photosynthesis.

10 shares on Instagram this month:

If you’re a dude and you’re having a bad day, just remember, no one cares.

80 shares on Slack this month:

You know you’re mature when you go to the dentist and you are no longer afraid of pain, but of how much it costs.

87 shares on Slack this month:

I just be minding my business, and next thing you know, a payment is due.

94 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I’m having people over to stare at their phones later, if you want to come by.

72 shares on LinkedIn this month:

This year, the feliz is not navidading.

53 shares on X this month:

Not looking for a sugar daddy, but something more of a pay pal.

89 shares on TikTok this month:

If you are sad, just sing and you will realize that your voice is worse than your problem.

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Captain America taught me that I just need to take performance enhancing drugs to be loved by everyone.

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Forrest Gump is a haunting film about how long you have to wait for a bus in America.

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Therapy should be free and accessible because getting traumatized is free and accessible.

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They should invent a self-checkout where someone else scans the items and puts them in a bag.

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Why can’t my career pursue me instead?

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This morning, like every morning, he practiced his quick draw of his finger guns in the bathroom mirror, because you just never know.

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Nothing worse than realising you vented to the wrong person.

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Listen kid, I have social media profiles older than you.

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Tried to sleep by reading a boring book and now it’s suddenly the most interesting book.

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When I say I’m Christmas shopping the “for myself” is silent.

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I told the trees what you did. Be wary when you enter the forest next.

Going bananas on Twitch:

Getting paid 26 times in 365 days is not my destiny.

Seen just now on TikTok:

It’s so hot the chipmunks are using my bird bath as a hot tub and requesting mimosas and the brunch menu.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Remember: no matter what anyone else thinks of you, it’s how you delude yourself that matters.

Going viral on Instagram:

Damn, I just realized that the future idealized version of myself can’t exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things.

Just landed via Reddit:

I think Bigfoot had it right, stay in hiding from all the shitty human beings.

Trending via Slack:

My problem is I always think I can get ready in 15 minutes when I have repeatedly proven that I can’t.

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People who say “teamwork makes the dream work” are the reason that some people want to punch other people in the face.

Freshly posted on X:

Unfortunately, a great many problems in life can be solved by just being hotter.

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I did a little research on why weekends are only two days long and it turns out people made that up. WTF, people?

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Getting older just means that you have to start eating all the sad foods.

Why can’t people be tested like watermelons? You tap them on the head and find out whether they are normal or bad.

One day you’re young and fun, and the next you’re saying, “I wonder how old this tree is.”

Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once.

Most earthquakes could have been an email.

One or the other, Lord – I can’t be broke and heartbroken.

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