I did a little research on why weekends are only two days long and it turns out people made that up. WTF, people? Funny Quotes June 16, 2024 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI did a little research on why weekends are only two days long and it turns out people made that up. WTF, people? Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If I say “First of all,” run away, because I have prepared research, data, charts and I will totally prove you wrong. These weekends are starting to feel as long as a lunch break. I’d be really slim if it wasn’t for birthdays, anniversaries, Easter, Christmas, Mother’s Day, weekends and me. Look, a three-day weekend is all I ask. The rest can be four-day weekends. 20s: LOL! 30s: OMG! 40s: WTF!