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I did a little research on why weekends are only two days long and it turns out people made that up. WTF, people?

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I did a little research on why weekends are only two days long and it turns out people made that up. WTF, people?

Commentary:
"Seriously, who thought two days were enough for lounging in pajamas and binge-watching shows? 😂 Maybe we should start a petition for extended weekends! 🙌 #WeekendWarriors"

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