Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I’m sorry I didn’t text you back. I’m really busy watching the The Lord of The Rings in the form of mini clips on TikTok.
  • If you are sad, just sing and you will realize that your voice is worse than your problem.
  • Maybe there’s an alternate universe where onions cry when they chop up humans, you don’t know.
  • That’s me in the corner, that’s me using Microsoft Word, losing my revision.
  • Embattled politicians resign saying they want to spend more time with their families. Do their families get a say in this?
  • Getting a girlfriend is actually very easy, you just have to spin a basketball on your finger.