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Notice how you don’t catch me in public, it’s because i’m not real.

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Being completely ignored on Twitter is associated with higher IQ.

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I deserve a dragon after all I’ve been through.

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I am AOL Instant Messenger years old.

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How would someone cancel an appointment at a sperm bank? Do you just call them and say you can’t come?

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Instead of writing letters, let’s wait a week before texting each other back so it still feels like it.

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Asian parents give you unmoanable names so you can focus on your studies.

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Friendly reminder that someone having a different opinion about a movie than you is a direct attack on you as a person and you should take it very personally.

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Peloton guy yelling “two more, one more” but it’s me eating Cheetos.

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Humans should grow a new set of teeth in our 30s to make-up for all the poor decisions in our 20s.