I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. Posted onSep 22, 20232 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The police sent me a photo radar ticket so I sent them a photo of a hundred dollars, so I guess we’re even. When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying ‘Haven’t decided yet’ is typically a good response. I was at a funeral yesterday and spiced things up by walking over to complete strangers and saying “Ignore what everyone else thinks. I, personally, have no issue with you being here”. A man’s home is his castle, but his garage is his sanctuary. My Christmas letter this year includes a bonus DVD of my colonoscopy.
