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When people block me, I just assume it’s for my rugged good looks and killer jawline.

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Can it still be an emotional support animal if the animal doesn’t want to participate? Asking for my cat.

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ALF is what happens when you are high on drugs in the 80s.

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If I ever have a daughter, I’m going to call her Erica, but spell it Airwrecka.

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We argue about where to go for dinner for so long, it eventually becomes an argument on where to go for breakfast.

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If you love someone, let them go. If they come back with snacks, it was always meant to be.

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Not now, babe, it’s my nightly phone enrichment time.

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I’m gonna be the first zoomer to start dropping the ‘two thousand’ when referring to the past. “Yeah, that was back in ‘17.”

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Lately life has been all panic no disco.

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Even a broken shrimp fries rice twice a day.