I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. Posted on1 week ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:Sounds like someone found the most polite way to skip a social event! 💁♂️✉️ It's like saying, "Sorry I couldn't make it, but I'm totally on board with the whole funeral thing!" 😄 #SendingGoodVibesFromADistance Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I’ve already sent Santa a short letter this week to say hello. Not that he thinks I only get in touch if I want something. The police sent me a photo radar ticket so I sent them a photo of a hundred dollars, so I guess we’re even. When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying ‘Haven’t decided yet’ is typically a good response. I was at a funeral yesterday and spiced things up by walking over to complete strangers and saying “Ignore what everyone else thinks. I, personally, have no issue with you being here”. Attention: will the owner of a small blue planet with tectonic plates please attend to your vehicle. It is overheating.