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I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

Commentary:
Sounds like someone found the most polite way to skip a social event! 💁‍♂️✉️ It's like saying, "Sorry I couldn't make it, but I'm totally on board with the whole funeral thing!" 😄 #SendingGoodVibesFromADistance

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged approval, death, funeral, humor, i, irony, letter, nice, norms, sarcasm, saying, social, social norms, wit on Oct 28, 2025 by slickboy.

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