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  • I have never seen an alcohol company using a drunk person for any advertising, are they ashamed of their customers?
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  • Do I work hard? No. But do I work smart to compensate. Absolutely not.
  • There must be an invisible mechanism on my book. Every time I open it, my husband starts trying to talk to me.
  • Got my mind on my money and my money is nowhere to be found.
  • Could you set a lightsaber on low and use it as a back scratcher?