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I do believe in aliens, but do they also believe in me?

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My morning routine includes 10 minutes of sitting on my bed and thinking about how tired I am.

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“People you may know” and it’s someone I would set on fire.

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Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.

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I leave the blue tick on WhatsApp so that people can see exactly when I wasn’t interested.

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I just really hope The Weeknd’s real name isn’t Mnday.

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I purposely overcook my holiday turkeys so I don’t have to hear anyone at the table say, “moist.”

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Rise and grind your teeth gently while ruminating over every past mistake.

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The holidays may be over by my work ethic is still out of the office.

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My front facing camera got me looking like a failed science project.