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"Oh, the classic struggle of push vs. pull strikes again! 🚪😆 Who needs logic when you can just keep testing your own door-opening prowess, right? Keep the comedy gold coming, my friend! 🤣 #DoorDilemmas"

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I don’t always push on pull doors but when I do, I do it two or three times to confirm how dumb I really am.

Your girlfriend needs two hours to get ready. But if you don’t have your shoes on when she’s ready, you’re the problem.

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I don’t always push on pull doors but when I do, I do it two or three times to confirm how dumb I really am.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Your girlfriend needs two hours to get ready. But if you don’t have your shoes on when she’s ready, you’re the problem.

Tidying up usually ends up with you sitting somewhere and playing around with things you found while tidying up.

The Cranberries. Great band name. You pick a fruit and you get to work.

“Can my boyfriend come?” Will he contribute to our conversation, at least one question?

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