I don’t always push on pull doors but when I do, I do it two or three times to confirm how dumb I really am. Posted on1 week ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Oh, the classic struggle of push vs. pull strikes again! 🚪😆 Who needs logic when you can just keep testing your own door-opening prowess, right? Keep the comedy gold coming, my friend! 🤣 #DoorDilemmas" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Two words have helped me open a lot of doors in my life. Push and Pull. Everyone has these three colleagues: The one who is always cold. The one who is always hungry. The one who is always tired. I am everything in one. Tried to pull off a smokey eye, ended up looking like I went three rounds with McGregor. Gravity, at all times, is trying to pull your pants down. I’m gonna put “CEO of Blockbuster Video” on my resume because who are they gonna call to confirm?