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  • I wonder if the sun also takes pictures of humanity going down?
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  • In a room full of art, I’d still stare at you.
  • Sleep when the baby sleeps, eat when the baby eats, work when the baby works.
  • I saw a bird get a worm today. It was about 11 am. So, don’t give up on your dreams, buddy!
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