I don’t have a new year resolution, you don’t need that when you’re perfect. Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 21, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI don’t have a new year resolution, you don’t need that when you’re perfect. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 A new year resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other. I’m staying up past midnight this New Year’s eve. Not to welcome the new year, but to make sure this one is over. I won’t be accepting any parcels for the neighbors in December this year. Last year it was all junk. I have this rare skin disease called perfect. 1pm, the perfect time to start doing the work I woke up early to get a jump on.