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  • I feel like I should give my air conditioner a plaque for employee of the month.
  • Life hack: give yourself 8 to 12 hours of alone time in the morning to mentally prepare for the day.
  • An agenda reveal party, where I surprise everyone with all the things I hope to accomplish this weekend.
  • Lies I tell myself: Just one more cookie. Just one more movie. Just one more minute.
  • Now that I’m in my mid-forties, I think I’ll take up parkour.
  • Note: Press the button on the elevator as often as possible to activate the secret express function and speed up the thing.