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Getting money from the Tooth Fairy is a gateway drug to organ trafficking.

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I’m addicted to following the rules I made up. And also breaking the rules I made up.

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People with ADHD be like “I can’t fry an egg, I got too much going on”.

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Horror movies have ruined the joy of skinny-dipping for me.

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Pretty sure the best place to hide a dead body is in a new tab you opened to read later.

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Autumn and winter are coming. The time when I make myself tea and always forget that I’ve made myself tea.

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If it was really a smart phone, it would have recognize that it was an ignored call, not missed.

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If we keep saving daylight, daylight will never learn to save itself.

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I’m just a crazy person looking for a crazy person who finds me completely normal.

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I wish rolling your eyes burned calories.