I don’t have any rizz but I do have snacks in my purse.

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I’m experimenting with how many apples I need to eat a day to keep everyone away, whatever their profession.

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I’m not a very good poker player cause my eyes turn into big dollar signs when I see that I have a good hand.

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Nice thing about dating a doctor is if you wanna stop seeing them, you can just eat an apple.

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November moving quicker than two lesbians who met three days ago.

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Start every phone call with “My battery is at 5%” so you can hang up whenever you want.

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I’m so single right now, I can’t even spell relayshaunship.

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Everybody looks like a criminal on the self-checkout camera.

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My four moods: I’m too old for doing that. I’m too tired for doing that. I’m too sober for doing that. I don’t have time for doing that.

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I’ve shouted so much sporting advice from my sofa already this summer. It’s very tiring but hopefully it’s helping.

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An agenda reveal party, where I surprise everyone with all the things I hope to accomplish this weekend.