I donโ€™t have any rizz but I do have snacks in my purse.

I donโ€™t have any rizz but I do have snacks in my purse.

Commentary:
“Who needs rizz when you’ve got snacks in your purse? 😂👜 Snack game strong, priorities on point! 🍿🍫 #SnackQueen #SnackGoals”

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