I don’t have red flags, I have fun facts.

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Do you think they’re called cough drops because when you cough really hard they drop out of your mouth onto the floor?

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The more stupid the views, the harder it is to talk people out of them.

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Sometimes I delay my haircut intentionally to look rugged just to make that glow-up more iconic.

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My plan is to die young as late as possible.

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Sorry, can’t. I’m too busy growing new neural pathways to make space for a stranger’s opinion. Evolution takes bandwidth, man.

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I’m a people pleaser, unless you don’t like that. Then I’m not.

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They say dress for the job you want, but this baby diaper isn’t very comfortable.

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These days I just accept the website cookies without any protest. Website is like Grandma, I’m not gonna fight with you.

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I’m actually really peace-loving, but then there are other people.

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We go together like Drunk and Disorderly.