I don’t know how to explain it, but sometimes cheese just falls into my cart at the grocery store.

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“That’s an interesting take,” I say, not listening.

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Please try to schedule meetings around my need for attention.

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I’ve been closer to death than a stable relationship.

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Being a little freak is my love language.

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Every family needs a delusional daughter who is ambitious about relieving all her family’s struggles solely by winning the lottery one day.

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If you collect the crumbs from one Nature Valley granola bar, you can make three more granola bars.

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You need a twins name suggestion? How about Kate and DupliKate?