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Not now, babe, it’s my nightly phone enrichment time.

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I hope I don’t die of something stupid like old age, I want a piano to fall on my head.

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Every time you break spaghetti noodles in half, an Italian has a stroke.

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Slapping the TV remote on your knee extends the battery life. It’s science.

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Lorebombing is when you make a new friend in your thirties and you have to catch each other up.

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If love is the answer then what was the question?

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I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side, my legs for always supporting me, and my fingers, because I can always count on them.

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Back to work after the long holiday weekend, so you’re finally away from the relatives you don’t like, and back with the co-workers you don’t like.

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Sorry for being so cringey and awkward. It will definitely happen again.

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Sorry I can’t come today. My sister’s friend’s mother’s grandpa’s brother’s grandson’s uncle’s fish died, and it was tragic.