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Once again, I was not nominated for an Oscar this morning for acting my way through life.

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I can’t even think straight knowing a package got delivered while I’m not home.

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I haven’t broken a mirror lately, but my water broke and I’ve had seven years of kids crawling into my bed.

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You can be anything when you grow up. For instance, I am very tired.

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My fridge has brought more light into my life than most people.

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Cheer up! Your biggest mistake is probably still ahead of you.

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Is ChatGPT down for anyone else? I’m a neurosurgeon in the middle of brain surgery.

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Fun fact: Malcolm X was not his birth name. He was originally Malcolm Twitter.

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How did they call Deadpool’s dog ‘Dogpool’ when ‘Deadpoodle’ was right there?

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For the first time in history, you can simply post “He’s an idiot” and 90% of the world will know whom you’re talking about.