Trendy Funny Quotes

  • You can pronounce it “Nude Jersey” and no one will know.
  • Be so funny that everyone forgets that you are ugly!
  • By the time he entered rehab, Popeye was more spinach than sailor man.
  • Toddlers will take your last nerve, deep fry it and eat it for breakfast.
  • I hate when people stare at me and don’t say anything. I mean, if you want an autograph or a picture just ask.
  • Noam Chomsky sounds like the legal name of the very hungry caterpillar.