I don’t wanna meet your family, bring my plate to the car. Commentary:"When you're hungry and anti-social at the same time 🚗🍽️ Don't worry, I'll pass on the family drama and just stick to eating in peace!" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Rule #1 for family reunions: Always bring your own car so you can take off whenever you want. Every time a bird poops on my car, I eat a plate of wings on the front porch to show them what I’m capable of. At this point, I’m sure I’ll meet an alien or zombies before I meet the love of my life! I like the concept of restaurant appetizers: “Bring me something to eat. And bring me something else to eat while I’m waiting.” Every time I ask my husband to bring me something out of my purse, without a doubt, he’ll bring me my whole purse. Why are purses so scary to men, lol.
