I don’t wanna meet your family, bring my plate to the car. Posted on4 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"When you're hungry and anti-social at the same time 🚗🍽️ Don't worry, I'll pass on the family drama and just stick to eating in peace!" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Rule #1 for family reunions: Always bring your own car so you can take off whenever you want. At this point, I’m sure I’ll meet an alien or zombies before I meet the love of my life! So annoying that in order to meet new people you need to go out and meet new people. Ideally, I would have known you in a past life. I wanna meet the person whose parents are super disappointed he went to medical school instead of becoming a stand-up comedian. I like the concept of restaurant appetizers: “Bring me something to eat. And bring me something else to eat while I’m waiting.”