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"Sure, I'll get right on that apology… just as soon as I finish apologizing to all the other people I've offended this year! Looks like I'll be busy until at least next year. Sorry about that!"

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80 shares on YouTube this month:

People who live in glass houses shouldn’t change clothes.

70 shares on YouTube this month:

Out of Office: I am on vacation. Your emails will be forwarded nowhere to be read by no one. Good day.

67 shares on YouTube this month:

Not gonna lie, toddlers absolutely nailed it with naps, buttered noodles, and rejecting authority.

43 shares on X this month:

It’s not fair when attractive people are also good at things.

16 shares on Messenger this month:

Someone said I should think before I speak and I said “eww what a horrible way to live”

26 shares on Snapchat this month:

Abandoned amusement parks are so creepy. It’s no wonder they were abandoned.

94 shares on X this month:

Reading Shakespeare for the first time is crazy because you go, “Oh, that’s where that comes from,” every other page.

57 shares on Facebook this month:

I have no idea how dishwasher tablets work. I’ve already taken five of them, and I still don’t feel like doing the dishes!

40 shares on Pinterest this month:

I don’t just hold a grudge; I love it, pet it, feed it and take it for long walks on the beach.

52 shares on YouTube this month:

Did you know that if you listen to any Black Sabbath album backwards, you can hear them singing backwards?

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THRILLED to announce I did an Ironman this weekend! Attended 3 social gatherings in 3 days.

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I just need to get over everything that has happened to me in my entire life and then we can hang out.

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Before marrying someone, listen long and hard to the sounds of their chewing, because that’s the soundtrack to the rest of your life.

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I wish my Fitbit could track all the steps I’ve taken trying to find where I put it.

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Sorry I missed your call, I was staring in horror at the screen, wondering why on earth you couldn’t just text me.

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Once you realize that no one really cares how you’re doing, it becomes much easier to answer the question.

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Asking the birds outside my window if they know any Metallica.

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It was me, I let the dogs out.

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It really cannot be overstated how many of your problems disappear once you have a beautiful woman who is in love with you.

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Milk teeth are wasted on children. A new set of teeth would be a lot more useful when you’re older.

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Making waves on WhatsApp:

My whole life just flashed before my eyes and there was way too much pizza.

Going viral on Telegram:

My teen would like you to know I ruined her life when I did her laundry today.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Lady just asked me what “mansplaining” is. I think it’s a trap. We’ve been staring at each other in silence for half an hour.

Spotted on X:

Is there anyone here old enough to remember when typing was a class in high school?

Going bananas on WeChat:

Sorry, I can’t come. I’m still recovering from the last time I went out.

Live now on LinkedIn:

My cat, who has no job and pays no rent, is apparently unhappy with his fancy new cat food, and I, for some reason, am currently on my way back to the store to rectify the matter.

Spotted on Pinterest:

I don’t think humans were put on this earth to know what Salesforce is. It’s unnatural.

Going viral on WeChat:

Women love it when you approach them on the street and say “whoa, is there a hot babe convention in town?”

Going bananas on TikTok:

“Made with love,” means I licked the spoon and kept using it.

Just landed via YouTube:

If I’m wrongly accused of a crime, I’m going to prison. I’m way too introverted to have an alibi.

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I don’t want to end this year on bad terms with anybody. Could you please apologize to me?

I googled my symptoms and it turns out I just need this election to be over.

If you’re a man and don’t feel well or are going through something tough, just remember no one cares.

WhatsApp calls should indicate whose internet is poor to avoid unnecessary arguments.

During arguments with idiots, I wish I could throw a flash bang and disappear.

Definitely thought I’d be solving mysteries and unmasking ghosts in a van with a dog by this point in my life.

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I don’t want to end this year on bad terms with anybody. Could you please apologize to me?

Keep the laugh going 😂

On Twitter, you will always find someone who is tweeting your thoughts but with better grammar.

I googled my symptoms and it turns out I just need this election to be over.

If you’re a man and don’t feel well or are going through something tough, just remember no one cares.

WhatsApp calls should indicate whose internet is poor to avoid unnecessary arguments.

During arguments with idiots, I wish I could throw a flash bang and disappear.

Definitely thought I’d be solving mysteries and unmasking ghosts in a van with a dog by this point in my life.

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