I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

Commentary:
“Who needs to worry about cholesterol when you’re speeding past it like a blur on the highway? 🏎️🍔 Life motto: pedal to the metal and burgers on the go! 😄🍔 #LivingFastAndCholesterolFree”

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