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I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

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"Who needs to worry about cholesterol when you're speeding past it like a blur on the highway? ๐ŸŽ๏ธ๐Ÿ” Life motto: pedal to the metal and burgers on the go! ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ” #LivingFastAndCholesterolFree"



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