I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. Commentary:"Who needs to worry about cholesterol when you're speeding past it like a blur on the highway? 🏎️🍔 Life motto: pedal to the metal and burgers on the go! 😄🍔 #LivingFastAndCholesterolFree" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Good news: I set an all time high today! Bad news: It’s my cholesterol. I worry a lot about the wild animals in my neighborhood, but I’m beginning to think they don’t worry about me. Cholesterol has a special place in my heart. Just got my test results back and my cholesterol level is a cheese bratwurst. Of course I intermittently fast. That’s when I sleep.