I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 26, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppFunny quote: I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I worry a lot about the wild animals in my neighborhood, but I’m beginning to think they don’t worry about me. Just got my test results back and my cholesterol level is a cheese bratwurst. It’s weird how horses can run so fast but still suck at every other sport. I have money, then I don’t have money, it all happens so fast! I never knew how fast I could write until the teacher said pencils down.
