Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Just knowing that I have to get out of bed tomorrow is already annoying and it’s not even dark yet.
  • I learned that when dogs lean against you it’s their version of hugging and now every time my dog leans against me my eyes start leaking.
  • I have a huge to-do list, I just have to figure out who’s gonna do it.
  • I’m not shy, I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you.
  • Please don’t tell me how bad your life was growing up, we had to manually roll up our car windows.
  • Hate when you’re trying to take a nap and the dentist is all “Please open your mouth.”