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My age no longer permits me to suffer for love, so if you see me sad, it’s due to lack of money.

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I’m not old, I’m vintage.

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I’ve decided that I’m going to underthink today.

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People need to understand the difference between want and need. Like, I want abs, but I need chocolate.

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These days, you gotta have a job for the bills and another job for yourself.

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Checked myself, but unfortunately, after I wrecked myself.

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My dogs don’t feel earthquakes because they have constant gas.

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I have been nothing but creepy and aggressive to you. Please respond.

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In an effort to keep the employees motivated and increase morale, my boss has asked me to stop talking to everyone.

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Girls be like “forget it, I’m fine” then set your house on fire.