Trendy Funny Quotes

  • All these laws are really getting in the way of my driving.
  • If I had known I looked this sexy in glasses, I would’ve stopped being able to see a long time ago.
  • I was born to be wild, but only until around 9pm or so.
  • Heelys don’t have brakes because my swag rides forever.
  • I can’t sleep good when I know the food is feeling cold in the fridge.
  • Has anyone ever died from waiting for a group of people to decide what they want to eat.