Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Home is where you trust the toilet seat.
  • That awkward moment when someone gets angry at you for clicking a pen, but you have to click it one more time to use it.
  • Have you ever been so hungry but had no food in the house, so you took a nap instead?
  • People would be more motivated to lose weight if the weight they lost went on to someone they didn’t like.
  • I am so tired ever my tiredness is tired.
  • We all have needs. I need my wife to go run errands so I can swipe the last donut.