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I forgot how to panic. Help!

I forgot how to panic. Help!

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"Looks like someone misplaced their panic button! 🚨 Maybe it's hiding out with your lost keys and missing socks? Don't worry, I'll help you find it… right after we check under the sofa cushions for your sanity! 🛋️😜"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged anxiety, confusion, forget, help, humor, i, laughter, panic on Jan 20, 2025 by slickboy.

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