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"Looks like someone misplaced their panic button! 🚨 Maybe it's hiding out with your lost keys and missing socks? Don't worry, I'll help you find it… right after we check under the sofa cushions for your sanity! 🛋️😜"

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53 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’m just going to flip this omelette… Okay, we’re having scrambled eggs.

39 shares on Messenger this month:

They should invent a self-checkout where someone else scans the items and puts them in a bag.

43 shares on YouTube this month:

What if AirPods had tongues and they started licking the inside of your ears to indicate they’re low on battery?

57 shares on WeChat this month:

I’ve never completed a marathon, but I’ve listened to my mom tell a story, so don’t talk to me about endurance.

54 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Clicking on a suspicious link at work just to feel something.

96 shares on X this month:

Doctors who give out lollipops really treat their patients.

81 shares on Pinterest this month:

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

49 shares on Reddit this month:

Working as a 911 operator but hanging up when someone starts screaming because I’m an empath, and it overwhelms me.

20 shares on TikTok this month:

The first bowl of cereal makes you want a second, but the second makes you wish you stopped at the first.

71 shares on WeChat this month:

I don’t need to touch grass, I need to touch one million dollars cash.

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“You’re an athlete,” I whisper to myself, as I begin my third attempt to get out of the couch.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has copied:

The Sunday struggle is wanting to relax and wanting a clean house, but also not wanting to clean or move.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has viewed:

Opening up is like talking to a cop: anything you say can and will be used against you.

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January feels like a schizophrenic episode.

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Sometimes the whole point of going out is to then really savor coming back home.

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When I turned into the harbor of marriage, I didn’t know that a warship was anchored there.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has shared:

I think humans are meant to lay in bed with the love of their life all winter.

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I learned that when dogs lean against you it’s their version of hugging and now every time my dog leans against me my eyes start leaking.

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I grew up ugly, so I had to be funny, and then got hot in my twenties, so that’s how I became perfect.

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You don’t know your own leg strength until you’re kicking the end of a hotel tucked bed sheet.

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So single the neighborhood cats make ME dinner.

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If Keith Richards survived the ’70s, the ’80s, and 1.2 million Marlboros, I can probably survive anything.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

All dogs are therapy dogs. The majority are just freelancing.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

My co-workers found out when my birthday is so now I need to find a new job.

Seen just now on Reddit:

I invoiced my boss two extra hours for the dream I had about work last night. I’m considering that overtime.

Just landed via Reddit:

I’m waiting for the perfect moment to stop procrastinating.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

You’re telling me this moron’s on oxy.

Making waves on Instagram:

Pretty sure I need to go back to bed and sleep for 3 days.

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I hope all of you get laid and not laid off this year. Amen.

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There will always be miserable people inviting you to their misery.

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I forgot how to panic. Help!

Gardeners are the only people who willingly go outside to get dirty, sweaty, bitten, and sunburned… and call it “relaxing”.

“I’m giving my daughter a male name, ain’t nobody cracking an Abdul.”

This economy requires two hustlers working together – not a hustler and a leech. It’s too expensive to be out here carrying dead weight.

I read that Miley Cyrus will be starring in a remake of Silence of the Lambs. She’ll be playing Hannibal Montannibal.

Don’t give up on your dreams. If cauliflower can be pizza and zucchini can be noodles, you too can be anything you want.

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I forgot how to panic. Help!

Keep the laugh going 😂

Gardeners are the only people who willingly go outside to get dirty, sweaty, bitten, and sunburned… and call it “relaxing”.

“I’m giving my daughter a male name, ain’t nobody cracking an Abdul.”

This economy requires two hustlers working together – not a hustler and a leech. It’s too expensive to be out here carrying dead weight.

I read that Miley Cyrus will be starring in a remake of Silence of the Lambs. She’ll be playing Hannibal Montannibal.

What I lack in moves on the dance floor, I more than make up for in dancing around a conversation.

Don’t give up on your dreams. If cauliflower can be pizza and zucchini can be noodles, you too can be anything you want.

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