I forgot how to panic. Help! Commentary:"Looks like someone misplaced their panic button! 🚨 Maybe it's hiding out with your lost keys and missing socks? Don't worry, I'll help you find it… right after we check under the sofa cushions for your sanity! 🛋️😜" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 At the gym and I forgot my headphones and now I have to listen to my own thoughts. Send help. I woke up from a deep sleep in a panic thinking I was late for work. Thankfully, I was already there. I wonder if my bank account thinks about me and has panic attacks. I hope none of the people I vowed to “help hide a body” ever actually need my help. I hate that I present as an independent woman who doesn’t need any help. It’s a facade. Help me.