I forgot to take my meds so I’m looking forward to joining the squirrels in the tree to talk politics.

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Went jogging and came back after five minutes because I forgot something. Forgot I’m out of shape.

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I have feelings for you but you have to guess which ones.

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If we start dating now, we could be feeding each other deviled eggs on Thanksgiving, and breaking up before we have to exchange gifts for Christmas.

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My favorite pirate song is “Aye of the Tiger”

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My keyboard must be broken, I keep hitting the escape key, but I’m still at work.

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Whoever named them fitting rooms has a lot of nerve.

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I don’t need to bring anything to a knife fight, because I don’t go to knife fights.

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Just peed so much that a little laugh came out.

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According to a new study, people who often trail off in the middle of a sentence are 30% more likely to

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Broke my work phone. I can’t talk on it anymore. I should have done this a long time ago.