Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Letting her be the passenger princess cause I care about my safety.
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  • I don’t know who needs to hear this, but no one in the world is judging you as much as you’re judging yourself. People online: Hold my beer.
  • Note to self: Very important! First hang up, then insult.
  • I hate when people set alarms and it wakes up everybody except for them.
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