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I bet oiling and wrapping potatoes in aluminum foil feels so good for the potato.

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Sailors wish they could swear like me.

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I enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves.

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Coffee ain’t gonna cut it today. I need the blood of my enemies.

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I love the idea of a fruitarian, just morally affronted that anyone could eat a baby spinach.

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To everyone I’ve wronged this year. Next year same time, same place.

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I suck at flirting, I end up arguing with them instead.

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That very depressing moment when you find out the fire alarm that went off at work was just a test.

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I feel like Mario has more raw prowess, but Luigi is probably the more sensual lover.

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Scientists just confirmed that our dreams were real in another reality.

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Why does everyone force introverts to leave their comfort zone, but no one forces extroverts to shut up for a while?

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Heelys don’t have brakes because my swag rides forever.

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“What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger!” Oh, it’s ok, you can just kill me next time.

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Since emojis have been around, I finally have a rough idea of how women feel when they don’t know what to wear.

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It’s not my fault that when I said you looked “stunning” you assumed I meant in a positive way.

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You’re mistaking me with someone who’s stupid.

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Striking gold in your 40s: finding a close parking spot that’s in the shade on a hot summer day.

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The world needs to chill out. There’s no way future history teachers can cram all this nonsense into a semester.

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I had a hard time coping with the divorce. I’m fine now, but at first I was almost crazy with joy.

I bet oiling and wrapping potatoes in aluminum foil feels so good for the potato.

Sailors wish they could swear like me.

I enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves.

Coffee ain’t gonna cut it today. I need the blood of my enemies.

I love the idea of a fruitarian, just morally affronted that anyone could eat a baby spinach.

To everyone I’ve wronged this year. Next year same time, same place.

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Brave of you to assume you can resist my good looks.

Whoever said “team work makes the dream work” needs to explain that to my many personalities.

When God created the giraffe, he probably slipped with the mouse on the screen. This is how its neck was created.

My kids asked me what games I used to play on my iPad as a kid. I told them I used to speak into a fan to sound like a robot.

Spoiler alert: Monday doesn’t care about your feelings.

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To save money, you really just gotta stay at home.

Being a toddler’s favorite person is what real love actually looks like.

Oh, so ChatGPT is gonna tell me about me? Seems gossipy.

Honestly, will never top the year I told everyone I was going to be Amelia Earhart for Halloween, and then didn’t show up to the party.

Nightmares are so embarrassing. Why is my anxiety working the night shift?

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Two people had sex and now I’m fighting for my life everyday.

They should invent a type of situation that improves.

I did some soul searching last night. I’m happy to report I still have one.

Life hack: If you never leave the house you don’t have to worry about running into someone you don’t want to talk to.

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Don’t ask me why, but the older you get, the more you love coffee.

This too shall pass. It might pass like a kidney stone. But it will pass.

Wish I could get paid just for being a sweetheart.

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I bet oiling and wrapping potatoes in aluminum foil feels so good for the potato.

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