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I had a hard time coping with the divorce. I’m fine now, but at first I was almost crazy with joy.

I had a hard time coping with the divorce. I’m fine now, but at first I was almost crazy with joy.

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"Ah, the rollercoaster of emotions during a divorce – from the depths of despair to the heights of ecstasy! ๐Ÿ˜…๐ŸŽข It's like we're skipping through the stages of grief on fast forward! Remember, it's all about balance…and maybe a sprinkle of therapy. ๐Ÿ˜‰ #DivorceDrama"



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