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Met my soulmate again today: mashed potatoes and gravy.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has copied:

As I’m moonwalking away, they didn’t even notice I had stolen a brownie.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has shared:

Good morning to everyone except the people who are missing the ability to read the room.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has viewed:

I invoiced my boss two extra hours for the dream I had about work last night. I’m considering that overtime.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has downloaded:

You look like something I drew with my left hand.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has bookmarked:

Did we do it, did we save the daylight?

Someone from 🇵🇭 has shared:

I like my job, but if I had the opportunity to become a rich housewife, I would take it.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has bookmarked:

Sometimes I have to turn off the news and put on a true crime documentary, so I can relax.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has copied:

Your coworker is not hot; they’re just within 10 feet of you 40 hours a week.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has viewed:

My mom: sure use any towel. Also my mom: not that one.

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Just because talking is for you doesn’t mean that starting a podcast is.

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Telling my guitar to “stay tuned”.

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I will not accept a hint. I will act dumb until you say it clearly to me.

Live now on Twitch:

Adulting has stunned me into silence. I have no thoughts, no remarks and no commentary at the moment.

Freshly posted on X:

Does anyone else run a used match under water before disposing of it because you’re afraid it still has some fire left in it, or are you normal?

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Crazy part about being an overthinker is most times you right.

Spotted on YouTube:

I like to swear a lot so that people will keep their kids away from me.

Making waves on Telegram:

Due to personal reasons, I’ll be turning you into a poem.

Spotted on WeChat:

Don’t come to my house unannounced. I will stare at you from my window.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

The streets are not for me. I belong in an enchanted forest, eating berries, and talking to my animal friends.

I hate finishing a series that I enjoyed, because what now?

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61 shares on Facebook this month:

Typos keep me humble. Every email is a gamble.

14 shares on Discord this month:

My bra isn’t just padded — it’s also filled with cookie and chip crumbs.

99 shares on Snapchat this month:

There should be a day between Sunday and Monday called Hang on a Second.

96 shares on Pinterest this month:

Sometimes I can’t tell if I’m in preschool or school… Oh wait, I’m at work.

94 shares on Threads this month:

People who shower at night are bold enough to assume tomorrow’s even happening.

51 shares on YouTube this month:

Due to personal reasons, I’ll be turning you into a poem.

93 shares on Telegram this month:

Age is just a number… that now takes a really long time to scroll to.

16 shares on WeChat this month:

I hate when I’m trying to spell a word, and my phone can’t do it either.

60 shares on Instagram this month:

I’m afraid that AI will quickly realize that the biggest problem on Earth is humans – and then solve the problem.

49 shares on Snapchat this month:

Self-help books are brain rot. Return to fiction.

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Someone from 🇧🇿 has viewed:

Do married people watch Gen Z dating and feel like they caught the last chopper out of Nam?

Someone from 🇮🇩 has downloaded:

Sometimes I tell myself I should stop drinking so much, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who’s talking to himself.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has copied:

I like to describe the difference between theory and practice with shopping lists and receipts.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has shared:

Doing all of this just to die in the end! LMAO!

Someone from 🇸🇬 has shared:

I’m done with dating sites and am now only focusing on food delivery people. They have a job, a car, and most importantly food.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has copied:

Hold on, let me overthink this.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has viewed:

I get it, credit cards, I’ve reached my limit too.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has bookmarked:

We need an app where introverts can pay extroverts to make phone calls for them.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has viewed:

Mr. Mixed Signals decided he likes me today.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has bookmarked:

I hate when I offer someone food and they accept it.

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Just shared via Messenger:

You don’t have to be crazy to be friends with me. I also train people.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Why does Bruce Wayne, the billionaire, not simply rig Gotham City’s elections in favor of tough-on-crime candidates?

Spotted on Slack:

I once broke up with a guy because he ate half my french fries, and when I get really lonely, I still think about those french fries.

Spotted on TikTok:

The global energy crisis could be solved if only we could harness the power of my wife slamming my car door.

Spotted on Instagram:

I don’t need a psychic to tell me which planets make me sad. It’s earth.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Trying to work outside on a laptop is like sunbathing on a melting ice cube.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Ears are great for tucking your hair behind in the wind. Big shout out to ears.

Making waves on Discord:

The tragedy of my life is that I theoretically know when I shouldn’t say anything. And then I hear myself talking.

Going bananas on Reddit:

Whoever said “team work makes the dream work” needs to explain that to my many personalities.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Going to the beach is 99% getting ready for the beach and 1% enjoying the beach.

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I hate finishing a series that I enjoyed, because what now?

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Laxatives help you live up to your full pooptential.

You just can’t live a full life on an empty stomach.

They should invent a rom-com where no one has to overhear anything that leads to a huge unnecessary misunderstanding.

Men be like “I would do anything for you,” and then do nothing.

We all have that one coworker whose sole purpose is to reduce our life expectancy by ten years.

If we hadn’t made them extinct, instead of Kung Fu Panda we could have had Tae Kwon Dodo.

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