I have a great poker face because I have no idea what’s going on.

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Just blocked a guy for accusing me of being “all talk”. On Twitter.

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Kinda sucks that the prize for washing your laundry is getting to fold your laundry.

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If you tell me to watch until the end, the end better be in five seconds.

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Divorcing my wife to focus on my porn addiction.

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Sex is like my hair. I didn’t have any yesterday. I didn’t have any today. And unless something drastically changes, I won’t have any tomorrow.

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I wish the homes of all my friends were connected to mine by secret underground tunnels.

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Doctors are always giving me Ibuprofen. Man, give me something I can sell.

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I’m not being mean. I’m just too old to pretend to like you.

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Today, I’m going to give it my almost.

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On one hand, it’s terrible to not have access to the Internet, but on the other hand, it’s terrible to have access to the Internet.