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I’m addicted to placebos.

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Everyone is posting their vacation pictures and I’m like… I went shopping.

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The week between Christmas and New Year’s should be studied as it is clearly a wormhole, disturbing time and space.

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If you think one of my posts is about you, it isn’t. Except this one.

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Why hasn’t Lululemon created a bra-line named Lulumelons?

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Don’t be afraid to ask questions during a job interview. It’s the best way to find out if the person you’re interviewing is a good candidate for the job.

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I’m feeling sexy today. You’ve been warned.

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People that never want to leave the house unite! Separately at our own homes.

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I put the hot in psychotic.

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Roses are red. Let’s get some fresh air. Make love in the moonlight. Have a pregnancy scare.