I have many talents, all equally un-monetizable.

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I was in a good mood until I realized not only was it not Friday it wasn’t even Thursday.

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An electric car is just another electric chair.

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Why does tiredness on the couch not follow me to the bed?

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Enjoy the time between diapers!

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Date idea: We watch Breaking Bad and break your bed.

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If you’ve never had a cheeseburger change your mood, you’ve never had a cheeseburger.

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My superpower? I can look you right in the eyes while you’re talking and not hear a single word you said.

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If you’re not happy single you won’t be happy married. Happiness comes from eating food, not from relationships.

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A perfect metaphor for my life would be “Someone trying to stand up in a hammock.”

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Did it hurt when you forgot your headphones and couldn’t romanticize your walk home?