I have never “lit up a room” unless you count arson. Posted onJan 21, 2025 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Setting your personality on fire 🔥🔥🔥: not recommended for brightening up a room 🚒🤭 #firestarter" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Why count sheep when I can count my troubles? Never say never. Unless someone asks you when you want to go camping. Then the right answer is always “Never.” The only thing you can count on with some people is that you can’t count on them. I don’t want to brag but I walked into a room and remembered why I walked in. I was in Paris with a boyfriend once and he lit a candle in Notre Dame in order to ask God to raise the price of Bitcoin.