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I have never “lit up a room” unless you count arson.

I have never “lit up a room” unless you count arson.

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"Setting your personality on fire 🔥🔥🔥: not recommended for brightening up a room 🚒🤭 #firestarter"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged arson, comedy, count, humor, i, joke, light, lit, never, room, self-deprecation, wit on Jan 21, 2025 by slickboy.

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