Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Why can’t you just be happy for me and then go home and talk behind my back later like a normal person?
  • Since you’re all so in love, switch phones for Valentine’s Day!
  • Nobody stresses a woman out more than a man who isn’t her man yet.
  • The first people who called chocolate a vegetable are the real heroes.
  • I don’t expect everything handed to me, just set it down outside my door.
  • Whoever said “Out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear in their bedroom.