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I don’t like being asked “are you at home?” Please expand further so I can know whether I’m at home or not.

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My Wi-Fi is stronger than my will to socialize.

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Opening this app is like lighting a cigarette.

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Explain it to me like I’m 5 drinks in.

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It’s interesting growing up and learning that most adults are not smart. I had my suspicions as a kid, but I didn’t think the situation was this dire.

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We went on a family vacation and it was a terrible experience. It was all whining, complaining, and tantrums. And don’t get me started on what my kids did.

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My favourite yoga pose is the one where you lay really still and do nothing.

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It got weird when I thought both arm rests at the movie theatre were mine.

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I think God’s next test for me should be, “Can he handle a ridiculous amount of money.”

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I just shaved my legs and man, the next 7 minutes and 34 seconds before it starts growing back is gonna feel amazing.