Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Your child learning to say mommy is when your life begins and ends.
  • I wish my doctor would put down a little treat to distract me like my vet does for my dog.
  • It’s called the Summer Olympics so one of the events should be running in flip flops to catch the ice cream man.
  • DUI stands for: don’t Uber, I got this.
  • Responding to all selfies with “this should work.”
  • You should tell different people completely different things about yourself so that they then get into arguments when gossiping about you.