I intend to live forever. So far, so good. Posted on4 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Oh, the eternal optimist! 🌟 Living forever, one day at a time… and still going strong! 💪😂 #ImmortalGoals" Related Funny Posts 🤝 In my 20s: I’m gonna live forever! In my 40s: uh oh! I can’t tell if I need coffee, a hug, or to just go live in the woods forever. I’m far too underqualified for adult life, and I feel like I was promoted to manager far too quickly. Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years. Lesson learned. If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?