I intend to live forever. So far, so good. Commentary:"Oh, the eternal optimist! ๐ Living forever, one day at a time… and still going strong! ๐ช๐ #ImmortalGoals" Related Funny Posts ๐ค In my 20s: Iโm gonna live forever! In my 40s: uh oh! I canโt tell if I need coffee, a hug, or to just go live in the woods forever. Iโm far too underqualified for adult life, and I feel like I was promoted to manager far too quickly. If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat? Biblical loophole: It’s not premarital sex if you never intend to get married.