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I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

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"Oh, the eternal optimist! ๐ŸŒŸ Living forever, one day at a time… and still going strong! ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ˜‚ #ImmortalGoals"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged forever, good, humor, i, intention, joke, life, live, optimism on Jan 20, 2025 by slickboy.

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