I just heard someone refer to Texas as “Howdy Arabia” and I still haven’t stopped laughing.

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Sorry for not keeping in touch. I literally have nothing to say.

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It takes guts to be an organ donor.

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The smarter you are, the more important it is for you to figure out how to think less.

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Don’t even get into my car if you’re just gonna scream every time I hit something.

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Opening up to a woman is like talking to the police, anything you say can and will be used against you.

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Remember when we were young we wanted to stay up for New Year’s? Now we’re old and cursing because we’re staying up past 9:30 and our entire sleep routine is disturbed.

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“Comparison is the thief of joy!” Well, not if you’re better than everyone else.

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I don’t wanna meet your family, bring my plate to the car.

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Even before the internet, I always had a little side chat going on in my head.

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If cartoons have taught us anything, it’s the uselessness of little umbrellas when plummeting from a cliff.