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Never say never. Unless someone asks you when you want to go camping. Then the right answer is always “Never.”

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Petition to add fitted sheet folding to the olympics.

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I tried to embrace my flaws. They filed a restraining order.

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We’re all naughty, some just more than others.

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Life’s all about crossroads and intersections; unfortunately, I’m a bad driver.

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If you keep your AC any higher than 75, please don’t invite me to your terrarium, you lizard.

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It’s too bad he never woke up and chose violence. “Bob Ross, mob boss” has a nice ring to it.

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Shoutout to drug dealers for teaching the metric system to Americans.

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You can’t keep running away from your problems, you’re getting older and your kids are getting faster.

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You can’t argue with me because I’ll just agree with you until you leave.