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They should make a movie that’s good the whole way through.

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In my 20’s: why is eating healthy such a big deal anyways. In my 40’s: oh.

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How many cups of coffee is OK to have every day? Is it eight? I’m pretty sure it’s eight.

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Let’s all stand up against iron deficiency (but not too fast).

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All soups are gazpacho if you’re lazy enough.

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Even if you like anime, you gotta still wear deodorant, man.

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26 shares on LinkedIn this month:

You should leave your comfort zone and come to mine instead.

32 shares on Facebook this month:

Breaking News: Local woman stuns in new unnecessary online purchase.

28 shares on Snapchat this month:

You don’t become cooler with age, but you do care progressively less about being cool, which is the only true way of being cool. This is called the Geezer’s Paradox.

53 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I’m going spiraling, do you need anything?

29 shares on Telegram this month:

I would love to have children one day. Two days maximum.

62 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Three serious exes is the right amount before you meet your spouse. You need one truly evil one, one normal one, and one situationship, and then you’ve basically experienced all dating has to offer.

76 shares on Discord this month:

You’re the ‘S’ to my ‘HTTP’; without you, I’m just a bad connection!

30 shares on Snapchat this month:

I lied. There’s no sex. Can you help me put this fitted sheet on my mattress?

32 shares on Slack this month:

To think that billions in venture capital have been deployed because it was annoying to copy and paste from ChatGPT.

20 shares on Messenger this month:

You know what’s worse than someone’s phone alarm playing the tune over and over? Someone else who starts whistling along.

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My favorite pastime is staying up way later than I should and complaining the next day about how tired I am.

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Just found out about confirmation bias, and now every article I read totally proves I was right to be worried about it.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has copied:

When did making sense stop making sense?

Someone from 🇯🇵 has shared:

I don’t drink blood to stay young. I do it mainly for the lifestyle.

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Whenever someone tells me how well behaved my kids are, I say it’s cause they’re not at home.

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My favourite yoga pose is the one where you lay really still and do nothing.

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I don’t normally like to brag about expensive trips but I just got back from the grocery store.

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You can chill with someone a whole day at the university, and never see them again in your life, lol.

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Trying to win an argument online is sociopathic. I would concede anything to get a stranger to leave me alone.

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Twitter is the only place where well-articulated sentences still get misinterpreted. You can say “I like pancakes,” and somebody will say, “So you hate waffles?”

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Ask your doctor if it’s right for you to eat oranges and pretend they’re planets and you’re a Greek god.

Just shared via TikTok:

I see you liked my selfie, but what about my ideas?

Just landed via Snapchat:

Tech bro obsessed with “storytelling,” but hasn’t read a book in the last 5 years.

Making waves on Twitch:

Sometimes being alive feels like being a pornstar who is asexual.

Breaking via Slack:

Experts say you can make any statement sound more credible by adding ‘experts say’ at the beginning.

Trending via Snapchat:

I don’t know who needs to hear this but you’re not dying, it’s just Monday.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

At a job interview: think of me as the rightful heir to the throne.

Spotted on YouTube:

The universe clearly isn’t working as it should so someone should turn it off and back on again.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Don’t worry, baby, the back pain is because your wings are growing.

Breaking via Snapchat:

When I was a kid I thought shrimp cocktails had alcohol in them and I thought it was such a weird way to get drunk.

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They should make a movie that’s good the whole way through.

In my 20’s: why is eating healthy such a big deal anyways. In my 40’s: oh.

How many cups of coffee is OK to have every day? Is it eight? I’m pretty sure it’s eight.

Let’s all stand up against iron deficiency (but not too fast).

All soups are gazpacho if you’re lazy enough.

Even if you like anime, you gotta still wear deodorant, man.

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