I keep my eyes in great shape by rolling them constantly.

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I started my diet 2 hours ago, I’m glad that’s over.

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Everyone deserves a day to lie in bed naked and be anti-social. Just sayin’.

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I’m sorry your man wears his sunglasses on the back of his head.

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Pornhub be like “Your phone got a virus,” bro, just play the bloody video.

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I think my leftovers are old enough to throw themselves away.

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The porn bots liking my posts from years ago is just reminding me that I’ve always been hilarious.

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Welcome to your 40’s: you get excited about avocados now.

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Second day without coffee. I can no longer hear out of my left eye.

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As I’m cleaning my room, this is a friendly reminder that you actually don’t need that free t-shirt or tote bag from that event.

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Of course I look tired, it’s hard pretending to be awake.