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I keep my eyes in great shape by rolling them constantly.

I keep my eyes in great shape by rolling them constantly.

Commentary:
"Ah, the powerful exercise routine of eye rolling – the epitome of cardio for the soul! 🙄💪 Who needs a gym when you can keep those eyes in shape just by staying effortlessly unimpressed?" 😄

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged eyes, fitness, great, great shape, humor, i, joke, keep, rolling, self-care, shape on Jan 22, 2025 by slickboy.

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