Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Brainwashing is always considered terrible and horrible. But there are many brains that would benefit from a wash.
  • I’m not getting fatter. I’m increasing my content.
  • I don’t have mirrors in my house. I mean, who wants to see disappointment everyday?
  • Halloween is the only day you can ghost someone and blame it on being festive.
  • In case no one told you today. I’m beautiful.
  • If a stranger starts talking to me in an elevator I say “I don’t want to talk in case we get stuck and I have to eat you” that usually shuts them up.