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Men tell you “I know a place” and bring you to the brink of madness.

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Twitter sucks so much, but randomly there are such funny tweets, so I wait, like a frog, for one delicious fly.

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Confession: If you’ve ever been in a revolving door with me, I was only pretending to push.

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Clicked on ‘Make a reservation’ on a restaurant’s page, and it opened FaceTime and started calling them. I cannot stress enough how much I do not want that to happen.

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Mr. Mixed Signals decided he likes me today.

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People are too casual about the fact that parrots can talk.

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Being lazy has its advantages. I still have most of my winter fat from last year.