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I like how the Tooth Fairy got the job, and then subbed it…

I like how the Tooth Fairy got the job, and then subbed it…

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"Who knew the Tooth Fairy was such a clever entrepreneur, outsourcing those tooth-collecting duties like a true boss 💼✨ Parental tooth-fairy assistants, reporting for duty! 💁‍♂️💁‍♀️ #ToothFairyInc"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged business, business savvy, childhood, fairy, humor, i, job, outsourcing, parents, savvy, tooth, Tooth Fairy on Jan 26, 2025 by slickboy.

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