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  • “Apple Music has better sound quality!” Okay, but my entire life is on Spotify, my playlists are my children.
  • The first Humans saw the sun go up and then back down, and so they decided to call it a day.
  • One does not simply become a master of karate. First, you must accidentally walk into a spider web.
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