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Marriage is where you gasp while your husband is driving, and he gets super annoyed over and over.

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Your life can’t fall apart if you never had it together.

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Marriage is so scary. What do you mean I can’t have my own room?

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There are no laws against pineapples on pizza.

49 shares on Snapchat this month:

Sometimes I look deep into my colleagues’ eyes to check if you really can’t see the back of their skulls.

73 shares on Reddit this month:

Do you guys remember when we had to share one desktop computer wіth the whole famіly?

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Instead of renting an apartment, I’m going to save up for a lighthouse and go insane in it.

44 shares on Snapchat this month:

I like to be alone a lot; it’s nothing personal.

24 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Flirting when bored can really get you into some unwanted situations.

65 shares on Slack this month:

My life is constantly oscillating between “must save money” and “you only live once”.

57 shares on Reddit this month:

Today, I noticed that the cover of my ironing board was wrinkled, and I laughed at the irony. Then I laughed again because of the word “irony.”

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Calling women “bro” to make sure they know they’re in the deepest trenches of the friend zone.

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An Amish party in the desert called churning man.

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When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific.

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Imagine thinking you have any clue what’s going on.

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“I’m gonna sneak past you.” No you’re not. You’ve alerted me.

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I’m not saying I’m old. I’m just saying that my dinner time and bedtime are getting dangerously close to each other.

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Microwaves have zero chill. We get it, time is up. Calm down.

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So basically, companies pay YouTube to show ads, and we pay YouTube to not show ads.

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She is so narcissistic that her narcissism has narcissism.

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Regrettably, my children appear to have befriended a child I find annoying.

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Super excited about a brand new week of faking it.

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I’m not an early bird or a night owl, I’m some sort of permanently exhausted pigeon.

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Pilots lowkey have an aura when they walk past you in the airport.

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When you say “You’re going to hate me for this,” you’re making a very large assumption that I don’t hate you already.

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Much like an Olympic sprinter, I also load up on carbs, exert myself for roughly two minutes, and then quit for the rest of the day.

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When your electric toothbrush dies, it becomes a regular toothbrush. Don’t freak out. Just calm down and remember your training.

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Babies are undefeated at debate. Their gibberish is too passionate.

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I don’t understand, “kill them with kindness”; can I use a lightsaber instead?

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Monday: The only day when you can wear the same outfit from the day before without anyone noticing.

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Love is not pushing them down the stairs when you have the opportunity.

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I like how the Tooth Fairy got the job, and then subbed it out to everyone’s parents. That’s called “business savvy.”

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