I like how the Tooth Fairy got the job, and then subbed it out to everyone’s parents. That’s called “business savvy.”

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I wear a lot of clothes for someone who hates doing laundry.

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If you need time alone, just announce that you need help cleaning the cats litter box.

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My bed wasn’t feeling well this morning, so I had to stay home to take care of it.

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Just because I can’t sing doesn’t mean I won’t sing.

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Just blocked someone for correcting my spelling and it feelded great.

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Having hoes in different area codes sounds really exhausting.

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I make her eyes roll back. Not in bed though. I’m just annoying.

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I always knew I’d get old. How fast it happened was a bit of a surprise though.

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Who called it a Cybertruck and not a Deplorean?

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My ideal workday would be from 9:00 AM to 9:07 AM