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I think my bank account has been taking Ozempic.

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Jackie Chan used to say “I don’t want trouble“ and then break everybody’s legs.

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People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life.

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No, I love darkness at 5pm and the death of a nation.

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The only reason I insist on returning to the office is because my cat needs a break from me staring at him all day.

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You have been a very bad boy. Now go to my room!

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See you when you get home from school, I whisper to my kid’s apple.

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My kids are smart but sometimes they say dumb stuff like, “Mom, why do you always buy Snickers when you’re the only one who likes them?”

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I’m full of rage, but in a very chill and nonchalant way.

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Floating on a rock in space, but yeah – 9 to 5 sounds reasonable.