I love surprising my girl, today she woke up single. Posted on3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Looks like she received a surprise package π with a one-way ticket to Splitsville! π« Looks like someone need to brush up on their surprise game! π #SurpriseFail Related Funny Posts π€ Superwoman: Single. Batman: Single. Wonder Woman: Single. I get it now, I’m single because I’m a superhero. I love surprising my metabolism. It never knows what’s comingβeither absolute starvation or 1,000+ calories all at once. You gotta ask people nowadays, are you single single, mad at your partner single, blocked single or single just in your head. I was guest-starring on The Love Boat when you woke me up. You’re dead to me. I see 1000 girls. I know 100 girls. I talk to 10 girls. I love 1 girl. And she doesn’t love me back.