I love surprising my girl, today she woke up single. Posted onOct 3, 2023Oct 3, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI love surprising my girl, today she woke up single. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Superwoman: Single. Batman: Single. Wonder Woman: Single. I get it now, I’m single because I’m a superhero. I see 1000 girls. I know 100 girls. I talk to 10 girls. I love 1 girl. And she doesn’t love me back. Single in the womb, single till the tomb! My diet was going really well until I woke up. I dreamt this night that I had died and when I woke up, a piece of me was actually already stiff.