Trendy Funny Quotes

  • When someone yells stop I don’t know whether it’s in the name of love, it’s Hammer time, or I should smell the flowers.
  • Adulting in 3 words: it’s always something.
  • You have never experienced true fear until a poster falls off the wall in the middle of the night.
  • My heart says, chocolate and wine, but my jeans say “Woman, are you kidding? Eat a salad!”
  • Why are they called “grammar Nazis” and not “the Gestypo”?
  • Without freedom of speech we wouldn’t know who the idiots are.