💾 Save Image I love surprising my girl, today she woke up single. 2 weeks ago / slickboy FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:Looks like she received a surprise package 🎁 with a one-way ticket to Splitsville! 🎫 Looks like someone need to brush up on their surprise game! 😂 #SurpriseFail Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Superwoman: Single. Batman: Single. Wonder Woman: Single. I get it now, I’m single because I’m a superhero. You gotta ask people nowadays, are you single single, mad at your partner single, blocked single or single just in your head. I see 1000 girls. I know 100 girls. I talk to 10 girls. I love 1 girl. And she doesn’t love me back. Today in who needs an alarm: my kid woke me up early by scream-whispering WHAT IS DUST? Every single bad day happened because I woke up. Categories: Funny Quotes Tags: girl, humor, i, love, relationship, single, surprise, today, wake, wake up
