Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Stealing hoodies is for amateurs. Steal his car like a real woman.
  • People say “go big or go home” like going home is a bad thing. Heck yeah, I want to go home, and I’ll have a nap when I get there.
  • Ladies, if a man says he will fix something, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 months about it.
  • Some days you just feel like a hotel microwave. You’re here, but you don’t have enough power to actually do anything.
  • Most people in your life will come and go but occasionally you’ll meet someone really special who makes you contemplate murder.
  • Nature is fascinating. A dandelion makes it through concrete, while I get my head stuck in my sweater in the morning.