I love the idea of a fruitarian, just morally affronted that anyone could eat a baby spinach.

I love the idea of a fruitarian, just morally affronted that anyone could eat a baby spinach.
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"Being a fruitarian sounds peachy 🍑, but baby spinach deserves to grow up and fulfill its veggie dreams! 🌱😂 Lettuce have some compassion for the leafy greens! 🥬 #VeggieDrama"

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