Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- I have determined there is no quiet way to get a pan out of a cabinet in the morning.
- I don’t always cook dinner but when I do, I use every pan in the kitchen.
- You know you’re the father of teen boys when a shoe print on the ceiling no longer fazes you.
- Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you’re drunk.
- I think Cinderella should have lived a happy life with all her animal friends rather than settle for a man who had her try on a shoe because he didn’t recognize her without makeup.
