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I googled my symptoms and it turns out I just need this election to be over.

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Brains are funny. I can remember every word to a song I haven’t heard in 20 years, but I’ve got no clue what my email password is.

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I like my music at a volume where I can’t hear you.

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Stop hating yourself for everything. Be specific.

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Forgot my glasses, so I’m pointing at a random spot on the menu and hoping for the best.

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I was so locked in, to the point where we were tongue-kissing with morning breath.

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I was going to do some yoga today, but had a donut instead.

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Guy inventing jogging: how can I suffer, but with music?

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I really don’t get enough praise for someone who doesn’t need validation from others.

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Walking up to any crime scene and whispering within the crowd, “It’s started again, hasn’t it?” then leaving.