I may regret the megabytes I’ve wasted, but I’ll never regret the megabites I’ve tasted.

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At least men and women can agree on one thing: it feels amazing to take a bra off.

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Do you guys remember when we had to share one desktop computer wіth the whole famіly?

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Money talks, but all mine ever says is goodbye.

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The gap in my resume? Yeah, it’s called playing outside.

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Sometimes I delay my haircut intentionally to look rugged just to make that glow-up more iconic.

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Apparently the thirstiest creature in the whole world is always a kid who’s been told to go back to his bed like a hundred times.

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Requesting the Pink Panther theme song at karaoke and just standing on the stage motionless the entire time.

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Teens be like, “You know that crumbled up piece of paper that’s been on the table all week? I need it for school.”

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Nothing has improved the quality of my life more than living beyond my means.

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I get shy when my man stares at me for too long because what if he’s realizing I’m actually a lil ugly.