I may regret the megabytes I’ve wasted, but I’l… Commentary:"I may regret the megabytes I've wasted, but I'll always cherish the memories of those adorable cat videos 🐱💻 #PrioritiesInCheck" Related Funny Posts 🤝 God: “I don’t regret the Flood, but I do regret the Ark.” If I was on Love Island, I would get wasted and drown in the pool, altering the course of every contestant’s life forever. I regret to inform you that we must all once again figure out what to make for dinner tonight. Not to brag, but I don’t need alcohol to send texts I’ll regret. Just drank a big glass of water, and I regret to inform you, they might be right about hydration.