I never sit around waiting for anyone except for the pizza delivery guy. Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Who needs a knight in shining armor when you have the pizza delivery guy on speed dial? 🍕🚀 #PizzaIsBae" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The pizza delivery guys say “see you tomorrow” to everyone, right? The key to happiness: 1/ order a pizza. 2/ eat that pizza. 3/ repeat! I taught my kids about democracy tonight by having them vote on which movie to watch and pizza to order. I then picked the movie and pizza because I’m the one with the money. I used to think the cat was dumb for staring out the window, waiting for birds, but I’d probably stare too, if occasionally a pizza flew by. If food delivery apps had never been invented, I would either be wildly rich or dead.