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Called in, “Hey, macarena!” this morning.

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I forgot the word “espresso” so I asked the barista for a smaller, angrier coffee.

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I have the body of a god. Sadly, it’s Buddha after brunch.

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Airports should have tattoo parlors for those of us with long layovers and poor impulse control.

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Weekends are a scam. You spend one day exhausted and the other anxious… like, what was that?

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Why are people always so scared of self-checkouts when shopping? It’s much quicker and you always get something for free.

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Downloading the Titanic soundtrack. It’s syncing right now.

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The biggest problem with working from home? I want to go home even though I’m already at home.

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I’m perfectly approachable as long as you’re carrying a plate of nachos.

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Sometimes I wish I understood what some of you said and sometimes I am happy that I don’t.