I never sit around waiting for anyone except for the pizza… Commentary:"Who needs a knight in shining armor when you have the pizza delivery guy on speed dial? 🍕🚀 #PizzaIsBae" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I used to think the cat was dumb for staring out the window, waiting for birds, but I’d probably stare too, if occasionally a pizza flew by. Waiting for the websites to start offering pizza instead of just cookies. The delivery guy absolutely hates it when I call him my pizza mule. Big city friend is complaining about a 10 minute wait for a subway while I sit here waiting for the rail replacement horse. I love when I clean my whole apartment just to sit in it like a Victorian widow waiting for bad news.
