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I have a date and nothing to wear. Or as Nietzsche said: If you stare into a closet long enough, the closet stares back at you.

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How to write complaints: “Dear customer service, first of all, you should know that I am typing this with my middle finger.”

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The one nice thing about your friends’ divorces is no one invites you to them.

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If I could do it all over again, I would ruin my life differently. I have new ideas.

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If someone else makes you a sandwich, it’s always better than if you do it yourself. It’s the same with sex.

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“There are no words in the English language that have all the vowels in alphabetical order,” he said facetiously.

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Apart from “It’s okay”, what other death threats do women use?

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Pinky promises are still a legit foundation of trust.

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I’ve finally found out what chronology is. And it’s about time.

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Toothache and heartache comes from the same thing, which is something sweet.