I ordered a new umbrella on Amazon and had it delivered straight to the lost and found office to maximize efficiency. Posted on8 hours ago8 hours ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI ordered a new umbrella on Amazon and had it delivered straight to the lost and found office to maximize efficiency. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I bought all this healthy food at the grocery store today and now I’m trying to decide if I want Chinese food or pizza delivered for dinner tonight. If I were lost and all I had was a compass, I would still be lost. There’s no need to put a little umbrella in my drink. It’s already wet. Just bought a new umbrella for the person that finds it tomorrow. The little umbrella is so unnecessary. Like, my drink is already wet, bro.