I really wish people would stop thinking they need to speak to me in the mornings. Posted on1 month ago1 month ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI really wish people would stop thinking they need to speak to me in the mornings. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I might not be able to speak another language but I can speak English slower! If I would’ve known that you were going to ask me what I was thinking, I wouldn’t have been thinking what I was thinking. I never oversleep in the mornings. I set an alarm and a back-up alarm. Plus, there’s also a noisy kid once those fail. Thinking the bodega owner likes you is exactly the same as thinking the stripper likes you. Of course I have critical thinking skills, I’m thinking critically of you right now.