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I’m going to hell in every religion.

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At some point in life, you graduate from Family Guy to American Dad.

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Sometimes you show up to work, and they just torture you for hours.

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The only problem I have with chocolate is that one minute it’s there and the next it’s not.

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Do you ever stress about money, then accidentally order from Amazon?

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Did you get that psychic damage I sent you?

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What doesn’t kill you gives you a twisted, dark sense of humor.

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After you’ve been married a long time, you become able to communicate nonverbally. At least, I’m pretty sure that’s why we never speak.

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They should invent a rom-com where no one has to overhear anything that leads to a huge unnecessary misunderstanding.