I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control. I thought to myself, “Wow, this changes everything.”

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A good way to get out of a conversation is to take off one of your socks and hand it to the person talking.

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Be the spooky thing in the woods that you wish to see in the world.

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Halloween pumpkins look even scarier if you just use the ones from last year.

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I think some of you are faking your sarcasms.

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Good morning to everyone who doesn’t get on my nerves.

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Either you’re violently frolicking with me or you’re violently frolicking against me.

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I wish I had the free time of someone who leaves a positive Amazon review for a rake.

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You never know how strong you are until someone’s story runs more than 5 minutes long.

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One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.

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Not to brag but I can chop an onion without crying. And I can cry without chopping an onion.