I say “long story short” and then tell the story with bonus features. Posted onMay 19, 2024May 19, 2024 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppFunny quote: I say “long story short” and then tell the story with bonus features. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 By the time someone says, ‘To make a long story short,’ it’s too late. Shoutout to all ladies dating silently without making noise on social media. May God give you another man as a bonus. That’s not fat. It’s bonus content. There should be a socially acceptable way to say, “I’m not sure what to say to that. Can you please say something different?”. Life is short, flirt with me!