I say “long story short” and then tell the stor… Commentary:When I say "long story short," what I really mean is "grab some popcorn, get cozy, and let me unleash the extended director's cut version of this tale." 🎬✨ Who needs bonus features when you've got my storytelling skills on full display?😄 Related Funny Posts 🤝 By the time someone says, ‘To make a long story short,’ it’s too late. To cut the long story short, I have spent all my money. To cut a long story short, I became a film editor. I’ve started ripping my shirt in half like Hulk Hogan when I mean business. Long story short, I’m looking for a new job. I’m an expert at having a really funny story to tell and then wording it so badly that it’s not even funny anymore.