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They should name a personality disorder after me.

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Still don’t understand how girls with no jobs be holding iPhones.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has shared:

I would definitely deny being from here if the aliens pulled up and asked. Not claiming this embarrassing planet in front of intergalactic travelers, are you dumb?

Someone from 🇨🇭 has shared:

Nothing humbles you faster than your phone slipping out of your hand and hitting your face.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has bookmarked:

My soulmate is probably out there, wondering if there’s life on earth.

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I can’t believe I slept good all night. What a rush.

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I put my pants on just like everybody else: when the police tell me to.

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Why can’t the house clean itself? It seems to get dirty by itself.

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Spilling hot coffee on your lap wakes you up faster than drinking it.

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Please don’t be mean to me, because I can be meaner and I hate being mean.