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  • Don’t let anyone ruin your day. Be a man. Ruin it yourself.
  • It goes like this: You are born and then you basically do almost everything wrong. Then you die.
  • Mayor of a small town is such a wild job. It’s like being the president of a country where you went to high school with the whole population.
  • There are advantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it. There are disadvantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it.
  • I wanna stand with you on a mountain and throw you into the sea, or whatever Savage Garden was on about.
  • Does anyone have the number of the witch from Snow White? I need a few apples.