I should’ve gotten my affairs in order before I decided to bite into this hot pepper. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Who needs a will when you have a spicy pepper to settle all your affairs? 🔥💼 Lesson learned the hard way! 😂" Related Funny Posts 🤝 TVs are like, literally, the only thing that has gotten cheaper as I’ve gotten older. You ever go to a baseball game and hear a guy yelling, “hot dogs! hot dogs!” over and over again? That’s me, looking for hot dogs. If McDonald’s sold hot dogs, would you be able to, with a straight face, order a McWiener and tell them to supersize it? “Don’t bite the hand that feeds you!” Maybe just don’t bite hands. Shouldn’t have to qualify it. I want a hot body, but I also want hot wings.