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All we needed to be happy in the 90s was music and cigarettes.

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I think some outfits just aren’t meant to be worn unless you’re getting straight into a car.

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I always carry a knife with me in case I run into someone with 10,000 spoons.

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People will name their dog Steve and have two kids named Buddy and Rocket.

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What’s the opposite of FOMO? The feeling of knowing you made the right decision not going somewhere once you see or hear dispatches from it.

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The pumpkin was invented in 1942 when a watermelon put on a pair of corduroys.

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I was abducted by aliens. They made me wash my hands, clean my room, and eat my vegetables. Turns out I was on the mothership.

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Dads will insist the Masters is exciting while also napping through it.

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I don’t flirt. I just say weird things and hope you interpret them romantically.

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Sorry, can’t. I’m currently nodding in class so the teacher doesn’t feel sad.

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They call it a coffin because they’re finally coughing up that inheritance.

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I think being a hopeless romantic is giving me brain damage.

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Dear autocorrect, that’s not what I was trying to say. I’m getting tired of your shirt.

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I still make time for all my favorite hobbies, like drinking, swearing, and making people feel uncomfortable.

Being informed is the worst thing I’ve ever done for my mental health.

Notice how you don’t catch me in public, it’s because i’m not real.

Just saw my evil doppelganger speed away in a DeLorean. I’m sure it’s fine.

If you’re in first class on a flight, sometimes they upgrade you to captain.

All we needed to be happy in the 90s was music and cigarettes.

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Whoever named frogs got it 100% right. Those things are frogs.

People who live in glass houses should be put on a watchlist.

Well, maybe grass should touch me for once. How about that?

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I’m literally overstimulated with life. I need to scream on top of a mountain.

The reason I stay up late is because I don’t want my free time to end, and tomorrow to start.

He just walked right into my heart and switched on the lights.

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When you want to feel at your thinnest, walk through Walmart at any time of day.

If lying was a job some people would be billionaires.

If we’re walking together, just know I’ll definitely bump into you because I can’t walk in a straight line.

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Oxygen was discovered in 1773. How did our ancestors breathe before then?

Do I work hard? No. But do I work smart to compensate. Absolutely not.

Narcissus fell in love with his own image, but was immediately annoyed at how it always tried to talk while he was talking.

My age no longer permits me to suffer for love, so if you see me sad, it’s due to lack of money.

My five-year plan is to get back my whimsy, joy, childlike wonder.

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