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Those who run away from me are afraid that they might confess their love to me.

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My new diet plan is to hibernate and live off all this fat I’ve accumulated.

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“I’m at a point in my life where my favorite thing to do is nothing.”

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Due to the humidity, my hair has chosen violence.

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I identify as Michael Jackson, so my pronouns are “he/hee.”

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“What’s your ETA?” do you ask the birds in the sky when they will arrive.

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Why, as a hair, would you even wanna be ingrown. Like why are you doing that?

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Shazam but for random noises outside.

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Yoda, seeing himself in 4K: HDMI

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Tonight I wanted to stop drinking but then I remembered the owner of the pub has a family to feed.