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Some things are better left unsaid, which I usually realize after I say them.

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Life is so dull when you don’t have someone to flirt with.

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There’s a reason we say cheese and not salad when we have to smile for a photo.

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I am a fool everyday, I don’t need a holiday for it.

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I’ve reached a point in my life where if I can’t find parking, I’m just going to go home.

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I don’t remember what I wanted to be when I grew up, but I’m pretty sure it wasn’t a broke, stressed-out, over-thinker with no clothes that fit.

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I think you are suffering from a lack of vitamin ME.

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I get it, orcas. Sometimes you just need to ruin a yacht to feel something.

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Too many types of pasta. I can say my fav is Fliccaroni and not one of you can be sure if it’s real. Look at you googling it.

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You don’t scare me, I was married once.

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Can I come over and crawl around on you like a bug?

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My son was praying for “everybody in the world.” If you suddenly start experiencing good fortune, you’re welcome.

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You didn’t let me know you got home safely so you better at least be injured or I’m gonna be pissed.

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Maybe making another financially irresponsible decision will fix me.

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Tried to sleep by reading a boring book and now it’s suddenly the most interesting book.

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Unless I say otherwise, I am always tired.

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Never trust a wet fart.

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I was really happy about it being Friday until I realized it was only Wednesday.

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Some people you look at or hear talking and think to yourself, the wheel may be turning, but the hamster is dead.

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When a woman texts you three questions, you should only answer one. She will love that.

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Boys are disgusting. Can’t believe I like these things.

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Not to be dramatic, but learning how to read has ruined my life.

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Golf is a great way to learn all of the new curse words your subconscious has been cooking up in the lab.

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Watching women’s tennis and getting angry at the net. We shouldn’t put needless obstacles in the way of women.

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Cowboy outfits should be called ranch dressing.

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The older I get, the more I realize how much I love being at home, doing nothing.

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You look like the type of person that would fart in bed and Dutch Oven yourself.

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Adulting: unlocking life’s mysteries, one therapy session at a time.

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I would go out of my mind, but I can’t find the exit.

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I hope we’re good friends until we die, then I hope we can stay ghost friends, walk through walls and scare people.

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Blood pressure too high to chase these hoes.

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The older I get, no.

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Getting older is so fun. Your life goals slowly transition from things like ‘land a dream job’ to ‘successfully grow a cherry tomato.’

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The fine art of sticking my nose where it doesn’t belong.

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Maybe one day a street will be named after me. Or a school. Or a mental hospital.

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Self-checkout is amazing for introverts until the machine breaks and two employees have to come fix it while you wait.

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I taught my kids about democracy tonight by having them vote on which movie to watch and pizza to order. I then picked the movie and pizza because I’m the one with the money.

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Some things are better left unsaid, which I usually realize after I say them.

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I am a fool everyday, I don’t need a holiday for it.

I’ve reached a point in my life where if I can’t find parking, I’m just going to go home.

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