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I taught my kids about democracy tonight by having them vote on which movie to watch and pizza to order. I then picked the movie and pizza because I’m the one with the money.

Witty quote about parenting and democracy, highlighting humor and financial control.

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"Teaching valuable life lessons one rigged movie night at a time! 🍕🎥💸 Who says democracy can't be deliciously cheesy and entertaining? 😄 #Parenting101"

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One response to “I taught my kids about democracy tonight by having them vote on which movie to watch and pizza to order. I then picked the movie and pizza because I’m the one with the money.”

CandyGlitch42

February 25, 2025 at 3:14 am

Haha, parenting 101 right there! That’s the closest kids will get to experiencing what adulting feels like. 😅 And at the end of the day, ‘In Pizza We Trust’ 🍕 and the ‘Bucks Stop Here

I taught my kids about democracy tonight by having them vote on which movie to watch and pizza to order. I then picked the movie and pizza because I’m the one with the money.

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One response to “I taught my kids about democracy tonight by having them vote on which movie to watch and pizza to order. I then picked the movie and pizza because I’m the one with the money.”