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"Teaching valuable life lessons one rigged movie night at a time! 🍕🎥💸 Who says democracy can't be deliciously cheesy and entertaining? 😄 #Parenting101"

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May life treat you exactly the same way you treat servers, store clerks, senior citizens, children, and animals.

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Turns out “YouTube rabbit hole” is not a reliable science degree.

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American Feng Shui is when the grill doesn’t wobble.

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Does anyone know where I can find true love?

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Flour company: What if we sell it in a paper bag that’s not fully sealed at the bottom?

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Some say the world will end in fire. Others say in ice. Coming up next, our expert panel breaks down the arguments for each side…

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It’s important to get out of the house every once and a while to remind yourself of why you don’t go out.

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You don’t really see women throwing their boyfriend’s stuff out the window anymore.

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All people make me happy. Some when they come, others when they leave.

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A blind guy felt my face and said, “Wonderful.”

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It’s okay if you don’t like me, not everyone has good taste.

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Microdosing Christmas by being present.

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God doesn’t do nearly enough smiting anymore.

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Befuddlingly, a palm tree won’t fit in your hand.

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A haunted house, but every room is just learning more about Will & Jada.

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It’s so embarrassing when you make a silly face at a baby, and they do not care at all.

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SEO experts be like: I was eating a banana when my traffic increased, so bananas are definitely a ranking factor.

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Studies show that sleepwalking has decreased among Americans over the last 10 years. Typical lazy Americans.

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My cats won’t talk to me because I came home late from work.

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Stop worrying about being weird and start being weirder.

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My neighbor is having some kind of party and didn’t invite me. I guess I have to call the cops again.

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Humans were not meant to have this many passwords.

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Onesies are amazing till you have to really pee in the middle of the night then you question all your life’s decisions.

Making waves on Discord:

How soon into a new relationship should you let her know you’re an idiot?

Freshly posted on Slack:

Micro-dosing time travel by going to bed.

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“I asked ChatGPT.” “I asked Grok.” I asked God to strike me dead with lightning.

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Need to clean the fridge, so I’m going to do the responsible thing and drink wine instead.

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Due to financial reasons, I will now be performing photosynthesis.

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What’s wrong, babe? You’ve hardly touched my mixed signals.

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I taught my kids about democracy tonight by having them vote on which movie to watch and pizza to order. I then picked the movie and pizza because I’m the one with the money.

At the end of the day, it’s just me and me.

“Apple Music has better sound quality!” Okay, but my entire life is on Spotify, my playlists are my children.

The older I get, the earlier it gets late.

At the airport, and a wife asked her husband, “Where are our seats?” and he responds, “In the airplane.”

My family asked me what I wanted for Mother’s Day, so I packed their bags and changed the locks.

I know it’s bad, and you’ve got to shut it down right away, but is there anything more hilarious than a swearing toddler?

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I taught my kids about democracy tonight by having them vote on which movie to watch and pizza to order. I then picked the movie and pizza because I’m the one with the money.

Keep the laugh going 😂

At the end of the day, it’s just me and me.

“Apple Music has better sound quality!” Okay, but my entire life is on Spotify, my playlists are my children.

The older I get, the earlier it gets late.

At the airport, and a wife asked her husband, “Where are our seats?” and he responds, “In the airplane.”

My family asked me what I wanted for Mother’s Day, so I packed their bags and changed the locks.

I know it’s bad, and you’ve got to shut it down right away, but is there anything more hilarious than a swearing toddler?

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