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Are you my appendix? Cause you seem kind of useless to me.

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My favorite condiment is Worcestershire sauce. Why? It’s hard to say.

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Wanna go back to my place and meow at each other?

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Realizing this yogurt I’m eating is more active and cultured than I am.

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Thank you for your password, now we are going to text you another password, then put that one in. Click ‘remember this computer’ so we can forget it.

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Be warned: I’m bored. This could get dangerous.

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Might start a YouTube channel “will it hurt if I drop it on my foot”.

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Them: “Ugh, could you be more annoying?” Me: “Oh God, yes!”

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I was going to buy my wife a car for Christmas but then I remembered I don’t live in a commercial.

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Mercury is no longer in retrograde, so never trust a cow because the sun can’t swim.