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Every homemade dinner counts as negative calories because of the exercise we get waving pillows at the smoke detectors.

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You know that moment when you get up in the morning, you’re full of energy and you can’t wait to get to work? Me neither!

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My sneeze is the reason people in the middle ages believed sneezing was caused by demon possession.

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Reverse cowgirl because first dates are awkward.

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In my defense, I was left alone unsupervised.

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Imagine hating me and I’m just here trying to push a door that says pull.

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I’m a comedian. My pronouns are ha/ha.

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If you really wanna piss someone off when introducing them, make little finger quotation marks in the air when announcing their job title.

93 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I like my bed more than I like most people.

41 shares on Threads this month:

That awkward moment when someone gets angry at you for clicking a pen, but you have to click it one more time to use it.

38 shares on Slack this month:

I crashed my bike in 1989 and hurt my knee real bad. We didn’t have social media back then so I’m telling you guys now.

15 shares on Reddit this month:

I love being left to my own devices. It’s like yeah, these are my devices.

45 shares on Snapchat this month:

Passive income? Brothers, I need massive income.

70 shares on WeChat this month:

If you sweat while you eat, it should count as a workout.

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Turns out, college is all about forming unspoken, powerful bonds with people you talk to twice.

13 shares on Discord this month:

I can handle most things in life, but hearing people chew isn’t one of them.

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Everyone is awful in their own special way.

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What I want for dinner hasn’t been invented yet.

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I’m always happy when I come home from shopping and the note on the table reminds me of what I wanted to buy.

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If I’m ever in a coma, please pluck my chin hairs.

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I hope Google never goes down. I know like six, maybe seven, things.

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Maybe I died of Covid in 2020, and this is hell.

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I failed as a person; I’m a dinosaur now.

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Back in the good old days, we didn’t have to trim our toenails, they just got wore down naturally from running from dinosaurs.

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During childbirth, women are in so much pain that it is almost possible for them to feel what men have to endure when they have a cold.

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The rainforest cafe won’t be authentic enough for me if they don’t bulldoze 40% of the restaurant while I’m there.

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Spotted on Slack:

Quitting my job to focus on watching YouTube.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Born to screenshot everything and never look at it again.

Just landed via Discord:

Here’s a fun activity you can do with your kids on rainy days when they have too much energy: Go shopping and leave them at home with their dad.

Breaking via Facebook:

Life is short. Tell people you love them, so they block you sooner.

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Anytime someone comments on my weight, I try to ignore them and keep my chins up.

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Just knowing that I have to get out of bed tomorrow is already annoying and it’s not even dark yet.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

It’s always a huge relief when I’m reading a list of symptoms of a deadly disease, and it says unexplained weight loss.

Going bananas on Discord:

Imagining how cathartic it must feel to send forth thousands and thousands of bats from your Transylvanian manor.

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At my size, I’d be called Buffet the Vampire Slayer.

Just landed via Discord:

Some hoodies don’t hoodie the way other hoodies hoodie.

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Every homemade dinner counts as negative calories because of the exercise we get waving pillows at the smoke detectors.

You know that moment when you get up in the morning, you’re full of energy and you can’t wait to get to work? Me neither!

My sneeze is the reason people in the middle ages believed sneezing was caused by demon possession.

Reverse cowgirl because first dates are awkward.

In my defense, I was left alone unsupervised.

Imagine hating me and I’m just here trying to push a door that says pull.

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