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  • The only person I ever call is my wife, and that’s just when we’re trying to find her phone.
  • Sorry I can’t have a pleasant, safe and affordable life, my government said no.
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  • How dare this person in traffic hold me up for seconds on the way to a place that doesn’t require my immediate presence?
  • Oh I’m sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?
  • Got a scam email full of mistakes like they’re not even trying. It won’t be long before AI takes their jobs.