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"Watch out world, someone's about to hit us with a plot twist! 🎉 Hold on tight, it's gonna be a rollercoaster ride! 🎢😄 #PlotTwistOfTheYear"

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Nearly choked on a carrot. A donut would never do that to me.

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Have you tried making guacamole about it?

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To horses, hay is considered both a bed and breakfast.

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This whole working for a living thing goes on for how long?

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Girlhood is taking hundreds of pictures only to post one or none at all.

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4 months ago

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Can we normalize arguing with little kids? They’re so rude.

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79 shares on TikTok this month:

Born to be a Jedi spinning a lightsaber, forced to work full-time and pay rent.

97 shares on X this month:

Wearing shorts and my pale legs screamed at the sensation of sunlight like vampires.

34 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Phones are wild… we really just sit around tapping glass all day.

100 shares on Facebook this month:

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

61 shares on Threads this month:

Not me out here checking the growth progress of my potted flowers only a couple hours after I planted the seeds in the first place.

81 shares on Slack this month:

Kids today have it much easier. When I was growing up and something bad happened, we had to go outside and spread our misinformation in person.

11 shares on Twitch this month:

Time is precious, waste it wisely.

84 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Crying at my desk while also finding time to cry in the shower makes for a healthy work-life balance.

89 shares on Messenger this month:

You guys ever play a game for hours straight? You start hallucinating the sounds.

71 shares on LinkedIn this month:

My daughter’s morning alarm is less to wake her up, and more to warn the rest of us.

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Zen and the Art of Empty Pockets.

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The person who invented bowling: “Oh, and we’ll make them wear different shoes for no reason. Clown shoes.”

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Sex is cool, but have you ever had a can opener that actually works?

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Bartender asked me to give his place a one-star Google review to keep the vibe lowkey. Insane method.

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A haunted house, but it’s just all apps and websites where you got logged out but can’t remember your password.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has bookmarked:

I’m still annoyed that you can catch Covid more than once. I can’t explain why, but it feels kind of rude.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has downloaded:

The incontinent optimist sees the bladder as half empty.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has copied:

Some of you aren’t reading the room. Not even listening to the room on audiobook.

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Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Make it worse by saying they look tired.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has bookmarked:

“We told you to stop at 2012!” – The Mayans

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Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

How do they know an animal is extinct? Like, have you really looked everywhere?

Trending via Pinterest:

The Bible is 100% accurate when thrown at close range.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Wonder if I should do something with my life, or kind of just continue to hang out.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Did it hurt when you forgot your headphones and couldn’t romanticize your walk home?

Spotted on Slack:

Aliens will always remain unidentified because they’re embarrassed to be associated with us humans.

Just landed via Snapchat:

The term “bisexual” is so confusing. Are you sexual twice a week or once every other week?

Seen just now on Slack:

Why did they call it an Amazon wishlist and not an ‘Oughttobuyography’.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Hey, if the Earth could stop air frying me, that’d be great.

Just shared via Reddit:

Women in movies look so beautiful when they sleep. Meanwhile, I’m tossing and turning all night like a forgotten 7-Eleven hot dog.

Just landed via Instagram:

Problematic bed time gap relationship.

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I think I’ma end the year with a plot twist, everyone hold on tight.

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Nearly choked on a carrot. A donut would never do that to me.

Have you tried making guacamole about it?

To horses, hay is considered both a bed and breakfast.

This whole working for a living thing goes on for how long?

Girlhood is taking hundreds of pictures only to post one or none at all.

Can we normalize arguing with little kids? They’re so rude.

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